Make a sad story by using only 5 words

[Paperboy012305]

Nobody likes you on TBT.

 

[Darkesque_]

My joycons are drifting badly.

 

[Midoriya]

You are hated by everyone

 

[Psydye]

The chocolate milk was curdled.

 

[Midoriya]

No one left to help

 

[Psydye]

Trump is now president again.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Your date is Bill Cosby.

 

[Yanrima~]

Playstation Five has no games.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

All My Friends Are Dead....

 

[Psydye]

The booze was pure rotgut.

 

[Midoriya]

You lost all your hair

 

[Psydye]

The steak was incredibly rotten.

 

[Yoshi155]

No one's around to help.

(depending on if you get the reference, it could be good or bad)

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Mommy doesn’t love you anymore!

 

[Midoriya]

You just got punched hard

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

No more Animal Crossing games....

 

[Yanrima~]

The ice cream machine broke.

 

[Yoshi155]

The milk was out overnight

No more Animal Crossing games....

I thought this was just for sad stories. This is just straight up depressing.

 

[Psydye]

Dunkin Donuts is no more.

 

[Aerith]

All your friends are gone.