Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Moonlight-]

Granted, but some person goes ahead and turns them off again.

I wish I had a pool

 

[ArtsyDreamer]

Granted, but all the water disappears every time you step in.

I wish I had a completely virus-proof computer!

 

[jiny]

But then a virus attacks your body.

I wish I was a unicorn

 

[Bloobloop]

Yes, but instead of a horn, you actually get a corn.

I wish Jack would pull it together ;-;

 

[jiny]

Granted, but now Jack pushes it together.

I wish I could not go to school.

 

[cIementine]

you are now locked in school for all eternity

I wish for parsnips

 

[ZetaFunction]

ninja'd

granted, but you die from a parsnip allergy

i wish pears weren't so fugly

 

[Goth]

granted

but then apples are fugly

I wish for cake for everyone

 

[Bloobloop]

Yes, but now they taste bad.
I wish Jeff the Killer had a creepier story.

 

[Goth]

Yes, but now they taste bad.
I wish Jeff the Killer had a creepier story.

yes but now you die

I wish senpai would notice me

 

[Chicken Tender]

Granted, but only to have another girl steal him away

I wish I had another dog

 

[Goth]

granted but your first one dies

I wish I had food

 

[jiny]

granted, but it's expired food.

i wish i was popular on tbt

 

[ItsMilkypink]

Granted, but you're only popular due to how horrible you've been to others.

I wish my crush liked me back.

 

[Heyden]

He does, but only loves you for money

I don't wanna go to school today

 

[jiny]

granted, but something super exciting happens at school

i wish i was pretty

 

[Dinosaurz]

Granted, but you have no arms or legs

I wish I was a unicorn

 

[brownboy102]

Granted: you become a zoo attraction.

I wished I had a girlfriend

 

[Nightmares]

Granted: but she looks like a hairy man

I wish you'd notice me

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, you'd noticed you.

I wish L Cocoabean would stop lurking