Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Alienfish]

Granted, but such Pok?mon doesn't exist so you get a Bad Egg instead

I wish I had nachos

 

[Mercedes]

Granted, but such Pok?mon doesn't exist so you get a Bad Egg instead

I wish I had nachos

Granted but they have poison in them so you die.

I wish I had a mew

 

[Nkosazana]

Granted but they have poison in them so you die.

I wish I had a mew

Granted I have a mew and im not giving it to you C:

I wish I was a sassy sloth.

 

[Mercedes]

Granted I have a mew and im not giving it to you C:

I wish I was a sassy sloth.

Granted but you were made in to a sassy rug, I wish for some shinys (Pokemon)

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but it's hacked.

I wish I had some healthy chips

 

[Mercedes]

Granted, but it's hacked.

I wish I had some healthy chips

Granted but you ate so much you got super fat

 

[toastia]

You forgot to make a wish...
I wish for a BAZILLION dollars.

 

[Gummysaur]

Granted, but you get drunk and spend it on beanie babies.

I wish I couldn't get a headache from rotting my brain on the computer for 5hrs.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but your legs will fall asleep all the time instead.

I wish I people would stop sending me these pointless emails

 

[toastia]

Granted, but your email address gets corrupted.
I wish I had chocolate chip cookies to throw in the lava in Minecraft.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but the lava will flow back to you.

I wish I could be on American Ninja Warrior

 

[JellyDitto]

Granted! but you end up falling and breaking your neck.
I wish I could use magic spells!

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but your must wear tuxedo speedos each time you use them.

I wish I had avocado now

 

[JellyDitto]

Granted! But they have worms in them
I wish I had a time machine.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but you can only go back to the 1700s

I wish I had a NA 3DS

 

[JellyDitto]

Granted, But everything on the 3ds is written in german.
I wish for NOTHING

 

[PurplPanda]

Granted, but since you wished for nothing, there is nothing. No you, no me, no universe.
I wish people were nice enough to give me my dreamies

 

[JellyDitto]

Granted, but all the dreamies move away the day after you get them.
I wish to get a perfect town.

 

[Bear_Crossing]

Granted, but the next day, an intruder visits your town and chops down all of your trees.
I wish for a good villager to move into my village.

 

[Myuz]

Granted, but although they have a "good personality", they move into your paths, front of your house, and move out the day after.

I wish I had every 6IV Pokemon that every existed as of now.