Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Pixlplume]

Granted, but you'd never be able to take that shirt off.
I wish that it was colder in America.

 

[toastia]

Granted, but the Ice Age happened all over again.
I wish I was President of the US.

 

[kasane]

Granted, but the White House will be bombed the next day.
I wish that I could be married to Akise Aru (Anime character lol) <3

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted but they murder you and then eat your corpse.
I wish little children actually went to school.

 

[toastia]

Granted, but they tear down the school and burn the ashes with fire.
I wish I was a better me.

 

[~Yami~]

Granted, But people hate the new you.
I wish i could marry my anime boyfriend >~<

 

[toastia]

Granted, but he's secretely a serial killer.
I wish for a new indestructible noncorruptible bike.

 

[CoobaCupcake]

Granted, but it's a Dora The Explorer bike with pink streamers c:
I wish that I didn't have to do laundry today

 

[toastia]

Granted, but your hands explode from lack of clothes.
I wish I was invincible, noncorruptible, and just as awesome as I am now.

 

[PurplPanda]

Granted, but all you could wear was bright pink and rainbows.
I wish I had Stitches.

 

[toastia]

Granted, but he moves out a day later.
I wish I ate cupcakes.

 

[CoobaCupcake]

Granted, but they're made of ground-up-Marshal
I wish for 1,000 Copic markers

 

[NaraFlower]

Granted, but they are all dried out.
I wish for a new camera.

 

[~Yami~]

Granted, But the next day you drop it and it smashes!!
I wish for people to be more kind >~<

 

[CookieAvalityMon]

Granted, but they're too kind they annoy you.
I wish to go to the Philippines again.

 

[CoobaCupcake]

Granted, but everyone there hates you
I wish I went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but you're gonna crash into a tree on your way.

I wish I had guacamole and chips now

 

[mayorseraphina]

Granted, but their sell by date was four years ago.

I wish I had flawless skin. ;3

 

[Jarrad]

Granted, but you unfortunately lost both your arms and your ability to see... so no feeling/seeing your flawless skin or you!

I wish I was fat

 

[Mercedes]

Granted but u got diabetes, and had a stroke. I wish for the Pokemon Keldo!