because you weren't one at the first place.
Yeah, but the OP said it had to relate to the user in some way. Some of these are just generic middle school insults. :/Isn't mocking and insulting similar in ways? Your post comes off as somewhat sarcastic if you ask me, atleast the mocking part does.
This thread was a bad idea, No, I'm not mocking, I'm being super cereal.