Mock the person above you.

[Beardo]

"Maybe if I add more rainbows and sparkles, people with ADD will love me!"

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"Hi, I am the latest descendant of the TheMayor family and there is absolutely no difference at all between mockery and plain insulting!"

(Ouch, that actually kinda hurt XD You, my good sir, are excellent at this. I applaud you)

 

[Le Ham]

"Someone with a train onomatopoeia in their username and a female villager in their avatar? Yep, definitely a 'good sir'."

(Thanks, you too )

 

[Beardo]

"MMM, I haven't been on the internet long enough to understand good sir is used on more than just males! Har har har, words that seem to be completely gender specific confuse me!"

(Yeah, I kinda wish I could change my username. Never really liked it all that much XD)

 

[Le Ham]

"MMM, I haven't been in TBT long enough to realize that I have enough bells to change my username, even though I wish I could! Har har har, logic confuses me!"

(Need I say more?)

 

[Beardo]

(Wait, thats a thing?! Wow... I am stupid. Imma go do that noww... what to change it to... hmm)

"I like pointing out obvious things to someone with ADHD, who honestly can't pay attention to anything for more than 10 seconds, let alone long enough to figure something like that out!"

(Yah, just brought in my medical condition! MMM YEAH! Lol. Bad excuses XD)

 

[Le Ham]

(Yep. My username used to be PotatoMuffin717, hence my usertitle. Fish because Fishie's my AC player's name.)

"I like pointing out things to a random person on the Internet who would've never figured them out in the first place, much less-- OOH, SHINY PENCIL!"

(Please don't take offense at that... I promise I will never make that joke again o.o)

 

[Beardo]

(I don't XD It's sad, but true,
ANYWAYS
I AM NOW BEARDO)

"I like making fun of people medical disorders online!"

(My other choices were:
Jesus
SenorBeardo
Stephychan (My name is Steph)
Mr.Resetti
and Codfan984587
But, Beardo seemed like the best option)

 

[Le Ham]

(I also like making fun of people's grammar online, see.)

"Medical disorders are a sub-specie of human being and I forgot to put 'But' before 'Beardo' in my username."

(...Wait, why was Jesus one of your options?)

 

[Beardo]

"uhhhh! I think if I get all fancy and technical, people will think I'm smart!"

(well, an inside joke between me and my friends is that I'm "Black Jesus" but in case someone got offended or something by the name 'Black Jesus' I decided just plain Jesus sounded better. I am quite happy with Beardo though!)

 

[Le Ham]

Hmm maybe if I like a villagers no one like people will think I'm cool!

(I would've said something along this line if this darned McBaaanalds person hadn't said it not a page before... )

"Maybe if I point out something someone is doing that everyone does, then people will think I'm smart!"

(In other words, I am but one Grammar Nazi of many, yup yup.
...Augh, yucky sheep/fast-food chain pun...

On another note, it's pretty lonely here with just us. We need more action, darn it.)

 

[Beardo]

Yeah...

I'm also quite the grammar Nazi. You wouldn't think so, but I use bad grammar only as a joke. Or when I'm being extremely lazy.

Hmm, maybe we should just start hazeing eachother. We should make a haze thread:

How to haze in 3 easy steps:

1.) Find someone to haze
2.) Think up some kind of clever wordplay to use
3.) Insert name and wordplay into this format,
______ more like, _______

Example:

ChooChooMuffin? More like ShooShooMuffin, cause no one wants you here!

My first post was more of a haze, not really a mockery.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

hi i like to be eaten for dinner as a red corn

 

[Le Ham]

Yeah...

I'm also quite the grammar Nazi. You wouldn't think so, but I use bad grammar only as a joke. Or when I'm being extremely lazy.

Hmm, maybe we should just start hazeing eachother. We should make a haze thread:

How to haze in 3 easy steps:

1.) Find someone to haze
2.) Think up some kind of clever wordplay to use
3.) Insert name and wordplay into this format,
______ more like, _______

Example:

ChooChooMuffin? More like ShooShooMuffin, cause no one wants you here!

My first post was more of a haze, not really a mockery.

Interesting idea.

You should try doing it maybe sometime. :]

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hi i like to be eaten for dinner as a red corn

"Hi, I like to say things that make absolutely no sense to the average person and that don't even remotely refer to the person being mocked."

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

HI like beans dirt and headbands

 

[Le Ham]

"Hi, I'm the mutant hybrid of Kimpossible and Candice from Phineas and Ferb, my eyes are artificial and were cut out of my shirt to make room for my pointy chest, my hair is having an identity crisis, and looking at butterfly wieners is fun!"

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

i like to eat candy that has poision in it and like to suck on raccoon ears

 

[WatashiWantsWaffles]

hi, im izzy. no really the real izzy ahahahahahahha

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

LETS change the size of a clam on the undersea floor with a little bacon and dont forget singapore shall we?

 

[WatashiWantsWaffles]

AW I LIKE MARSHMALLOW SAUCE WITH CRUSHED BUTTERFLIES ON TOP YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

 

[Alienfish]

Hi i spell guys like guyz cause im so cool