My fail poems

[Pear]

We had to write poetry about minerals for science.
Don't ask, we have an odd science teacher.
WARNING! READING THIS MAY CAUSE YOUR EYEBALLS TO FALL OFF!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"> Diamonds
The hardest mineral of all
They're available at the mall
If you get a diamond, "Wow!" your friends will cheer
And "boo!" your enemies will jeer
They're a rare form of jewelry
although it's not fair to use them in tomfoolery
They can be pink
But no one will claim they stink
They're born from fire
And up for hire
Jewelers, scalpels, and saws use them
And plenty of other people peruse them</div>
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being "I've gone blind!" and 1 being it was nausea inducing, how bad was it?
You must comment on how terrible it was.

 

[Ricano]

rofl xD
nah they're ok...

 

[tikitorch55]

i dont think its that bad 9/10

 

[Pear]

rofl xD
nah they're ok...

Don't be nice, me and my friends laughed so hard at it. B) Jack'll remember.

 

[Pear]

i dont think its that bad 9/10

9/10 means you've almost gone completely blind.

 

[Ricano]

rofl xD
nah they're ok...

Don't be nice, me and my friends laughed so hard at it. B) Jack'll remember.

kk then
it sucked ass worse then anything ive seen lmfao xD
nah im not that mean

 

[Pear]

rofl xD
nah they're ok...

Don't be nice, me and my friends laughed so hard at it. B) Jack'll remember.

it sucked ass worse then anything ive seen lmfao xD

It did.

 

[bittermeat]

lols

 

[Jas0n]

0.0001 / 1000

 

[Pear]

0.0001 / 1000

That means it was only nausea inducing. I think you mean 50000000/10.
Read the grading rubric.

 

[coffeebean!]

Lulz.

You spelled 'write' wrong.

 

[Pear]

Lulz.

You spelled 'write' wrong.

Fixed.

 

[«Jack»]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10000000000000000000000/10
Yes, I remember this.

 

[IceZtar]

Felt it was a bit cheesy...
Erm... so... I don't know what to rate it XD .

fftopic: OMG I DROPEED MY DS!!! NOOO!!!
I think it's ok XD .

 

[Pear]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10000000000000000000000/10
Yes, I remember this.

You said something about it at the time, I can't remember what it was though.

 

[Pear]

Felt it was a bit cheesy...
Erm... so... I don't know what to rate it XD .

fftopic: OMG I DROPEED MY DS!!! NOOO!!!
I think it's ok XD .

No! Everyone has to comment on how much it absolutely sucks!

 

[«Jack»]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10000000000000000000000/10
Yes, I remember this.

You said something about it at the time, I can't remember what it was though.

Probably something like, WTF!!?? And I think I said something about the tomfoolery part being just about the stupidest thing in there.
BTW, remember Daniel's?

 

[Ricano]

if it sucks so much, whyd you put it up u bum rofl

 

[Pear]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10000000000000000000000/10
Yes, I remember this.

You said something about it at the time, I can't remember what it was though.

Probably something like, WTF!!?? And I think I said something about the tomfoolery part being just about the stupidest thing in there.
BTW, remember Daniel's?

It's 8 nanometers and you can find it in a river with a Geiger meter!

 

[Pear]

if it sucks so much, whyd you put it up u bum rofl

I promised someone I would.