My Julian Conspiracy Theory and "Worst/ Best villager?"

[davidlblack]

In my opinion, Julian is stupid. One time I made a story that goes something like this:

One day, Jim was coming home from Animal Academy. He unlocked the door to his house to find his father drunk and mad. His father was startled by the door opening, and he threw the knife he held in his hands right at Jim. It implanted itself in Jim's head, and blood began to pour from the wound. Blood even dripped from his eyes, because the knife went so far into his head. Jim stood there for a moment, and collapsed. He was alive, but he took mortal damge from the switchblade his father threw at him. His mother, who wasn't drunk or insane, took him to the hospital. The doctors said there was nothing that could be done about it. Jim went to school the next day, and no one would talk to him. No one liked him. They were afraid of him. The entire town considered him an abomination. So Jim decided to change himself. He dyed his fur light blue, and his mane navy. He purchased some purple Elmer's glue to seal his eyes shut and keep blood from coming out of his eyes, and he filed the blade into a horn-like shape. He changed his name to Julian, and pretended to be a unicorn. He moved away where no one would find him. Every time his new neighbors find out his secret, he swaps towns. And this abomination...


Well, he could be in your town.


Anyways, you like my story? So yeah. The story that I made a long time ago goes with my question:

Best and Worst villager?

You know my worst.

My best I currently have is Grizzly, and the best I had at some point was Molly. Tell me your opinions and thoughts in the comments!

 

[Vickie]

♥ Wow, that's dark!!
But it's kinda an interesting story, I guess, lol.
btw, my favorite villager is Tangy and least favorite villager is Queenie ♥
~♚Vickie​

 

[davidlblack]

Yay, someone liked mah story!

I think..

 

[Vickie]

Yay, someone liked mah story!

I think..

♥ lol, I do like your story, is something I never thought of,
I can never link something so cute to something so bloody?
But in a way, it does make sense,
so yea, I do like and enjoy it c: ♥
~♚Vickie​

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Best: Marina or Marshal
Worst: Spork (I will eat him in a feast, the only reason why im keeping him around)

 

[MayorJudyOfZootopia]

that julian theroy is stupid... how can a human turn into a FRICKIN unicorn! (sorry to rain on ur parade)

My Reaction to this whole thing: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADVHk9F-Hu_Q

 

[davidlblack]

that julian theroy is stupid... how can a human turn into a FRICKIN unicorn! (sorry to rain on ur parade)

My Reaction to this whole thing: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADVHk9F-Hu_Q

Notice the words "animal academy"

he is a horse trying to pass of as a unicorn, hiding his backstory.

 

[MayorJudyOfZootopia]

Notice the words "animal academy"

he is a horse trying to pass of as a unicorn, hiding his backstory.

i know but it could also mean a human because us villagers are humans too and think about how "creepy" people think the boy villager is....

to me Julian is a son of some faraway land king (maybe some MLP character idk) and he is secretly known as King Julian but he doesnt like the villagers treating him like a celebrity so he just dropped his King title and is just known as Julian.... (dont ask me where i got this idea from.... NO its not based off of some cartoon lemur)

 

[davidlblack]

i know but it could also mean a human because us villagers are humans too and think about how "creepy" people think the boy villager is....

to me Julian is a son of some faraway land king (maybe some MLP character idk) and he is secretly known as King Julian but he doesnt like the villagers treating him like a celebrity so he just dropped his King title and is just known as Julian.... (dont ask me where i got this idea from.... NO its not based off of some cartoon lemur)

To me Julian is an abomination who should die in a hole. Pietro is better, Molly is better, Grizzly and Static are better...


all villagers are better!

 

[MayorJudyOfZootopia]

To me Julian is an abomination who should die in a hole. Pietro is better, Molly is better, Grizzly and Static are better...


all villagers are better!

i loved Static in City Folk... but i also love julian and you cant take that bond away <3

 

[davidlblack]

i loved Static in City Folk... but i also love julian and you cant take that bond away <3

It's okey. We all have our opinions!

Static is gr8 though. You have him in NL? I do. But very few of my villagers are original or whatever because I spoil the crap out of them.

 

[quietly-stuttered]

ooooh what a creepy story/theory! I like it, makes him more interesting to me! I don't plan on having him and he's def not in my top favs but still a neat idea. My favorites are Pashmina and Fuchsia and least fav is Paula... I always seem to have her in my towns and she NEVER leaves plus she's horrible and ugly. haha! sorry for the peeps who like her, but ugh I do not.

 

[HungryForCereal]

wow! i really like your story about julian. now i suddenly want julian back in my town lol. anyway, worst villager would be moose. i mean just look at him. the epitome of an abomination. id prefer julian with a knife stuck on his head than this disgusting mouse.

 

[tae]

what the actual **** did i just read.

 

[seliph]

that's not how knives or lives or eyes work

 

[davidlblack]

@quietly stuttered Thanks! I've never had Paula. I know what she looks like though

@snoozit Never had moose either, I'll look him up.

@taesaek a wonderful story made by me :- D

@nvll last time I checked, Animal Crossing has talking animals who spend all of their time conversing and catching fish. Then there's Tom Nook, who can make your house bigger while you are sleeping in said house, or he can take the tent you are inside of, and build an entire house around you in one night without waking you up. You can fit a shark in your pockets without it murdering you, and still have room to put 15 other items down your pants. Said pants seem to be transparent, because your villagers know what you have in your pockets at any given time, and you cannot see any of your stored items on your character. This is Animal Crossing, buddy. No logic here.

 

[tae]

@quietly stuttered Thanks! I've never had Paula. I know what she looks like though

@snoozit Never had moose either, I'll look him up.

@taesaek a wonderful story made by me :- D

@nvll last time I checked, Animal Crossing has talking animals who spend all of their time conversing and catching fish. Then there's Tom Nook, who can make your house bigger while you are sleeping in said house, or he can take the tent you are inside of, and build an entire house around you in one night without waking you up. You can fit a shark in your pockets without it murdering you, and still have room to put 15 other items down your pants. Said pants seem to be transparent, because your villagers know what you have in your pockets at any given time, and you cannot see any of your stored items on your character. This is Animal Crossing, buddy. No logic here.

ok but ur story hurts to read. i'm down for weird logic, but at least try a little.

 

[helloxcutiee]

Your story is depressing.. Julian is one of my dreamies but ya know, each to their own I guess.

 

[davidlblack]

ok but ur story hurts to read. i'm down for weird logic, but at least try a little.

The "wonderful story" thing was a joke. By try, do you mean I suck at writing stories, or what? Thanks for feedback.

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Your story is depressing.. Julian is one of my dreamies but ya know, each to their own I guess.

I always thought he was super overrated. Idk why but he annoys me. So yeah.



thats a valid reason to make this story right

 

[tae]

The "wonderful story" thing was a joke. By try, do you mean I suck at writing stories, or what? Thanks for feedback.

i didn't say you suck at anything, i'm just saying you should probably proof read and revise before you post stories online.