My Julian Conspiracy Theory and "Worst/ Best villager?"

Awesome, a bit dark but I like it :)
My favourite villager from the old lot would be Genji or Marshal, Genji was the one who made me realise how cute jock villagers can actually be. And he's nothing like a jock in design or his house anyway which really appealed to me. After the update, my new favourite is W Link. I adore LOZ. All of those villagers really appeal to me, but Link being a smug and a wolf, plus his design is awesome, means he comes out on top

Worst....maybe Rocket. I've never really liked the gorrilas, although I quite like the look of Rilla for some reason. But Rocket being an uchi didn't help matters, I really struggle with that personality
 
I don't see the point of making "grimdark" stories about cute games meant for people of all ages to enjoy. I find it unnecessary and boring. Same with those stupid "conspiracy theories" about characters in cartoons being in a coma or whatever. It's meh. No offense.

Either way, Julian is my favorite villager. Don't really have a least favorite.
 
I love Julian, and all of the other horse villagers, mainly because I love horses in real life.
 
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I'm going to go get a dr. Pepper now to fill my brain with happy thoughts. How dare you corrupt the cute blue unicorn. ; 3;...
 
This story is very creepy and morbid, I must say. Regardless points for creativity and I honestly wouldn't have thought of anything near this or like this if I was to create a backstory for Julian. I won't lie I still like him regardless, but not as much as I used to. It's hard to hate a villager that you've grown to love tbh, no matter how overrated they may have become/be. Although his eyes are constantly closed and that can be freaky to some people, I just think it adds to the majestic feel of how a unicorn should be. I also enjoy his colour scheme, it's a little too bright for some but I like the blue.

Best villager would have to be Ruby or Genji. I grew to love Genji a lot from having him in my previous town and he's such a sweetheart. I hope to be as close with him in my new town as I was in my old. He's such a sweetheart. Ruby because she's always been my favourite villager since forever and I still enjoy her now.

Worst villager is Roald or Victoria. Can't stand neither of them and I'm glad I don't have them in town.
 
ok so um im gonna legitimately review this like its an actual story
theres some plotholes
1) why on earth did he go to school the day after being mortally wounded??
2) wouldnt he suffer severe brain damage as well? possibly even fatal? horse brains arent that large, as the sum of their head is the mandible... proportionately to his brain, a switchblade would result in a very large wound, and you said it was very deep, so i honestly doubt hed be conscious at all, let alone alive. this fact also adds more INTENSE plot hole points to the fact he went to school the day after.
3) "nothing can be done??" the doctor just left the damn switchblade in there??? what kind of idiot doctor?
4) the entire point of your story was bc you hate julian but it actually just points to other potential villagers/animals as being the bad people here bc they ridiculed and isolated him over a mortal wound that wasn't his fault and was out of his control. you say hes a monster at the end but i dont get how HES the monster or something to be afraid of? if i was reading this in a serious way at all id find myself more mad at the people who isolated him/were scared of him than julian himself.
5) elmers glue holds nothing closed ever which basically voids the whole story
its no good to just throw as many gross things in a story to seem Morbid as possible when they make no medical or logical sense, bc in the end you just end up writing a silly headscratcher. @anyone finding it morbid or upset by it: read my plotholes and think again, its really just quite silly

my headcanon is that julian is a beauty vlogger who watched a lot of rupaul's drag race at home and got inspired with his moms makeup kit one day

favorite villager: wolfgang. i adore him and i recently discovered im closest to him in my town on my birthday
least favorite villager: chops just bci couldnt get him out of my last town ever
 
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