Huzzah, birthdays are simply the best! Of course, I'm prepared with my trusty
sword in scabbard. The sheathe functions as an enchanted bag of holding, and the sword functions as a handy ne'er-do-well repellent!
First inside my bag is
Mrs. Flamingo. She's guaranteed to be the life of the party; as an entertainer, life coach, cult leader, acrobatic performer, and most importantly, my plus-one, you will never be bored around her.
Second is my gift to the whole of TBT and its cherished members, a
flower wagon! The flower event earlier in the year was good fun, so everyone is sure to enjoy being able to take home one as a memento of the biggest birthday bash of 2024.
Third is this
creepy skeleton. It might seem like a strange pick, but Mrs. Flamingo is a master of the occult and mystic arts, and reviving a forgotten deity is sure to make the night an unforgettable one!
Fourth is this
anniversary cake I made for the occasion. On the surface, it might seem like overkill with the amount of baked goods already being brought along to the celebration. However, this one in particular I plan to bribe the deity with, in case things go south. What does the #1 candle stand for, you ask? #1 forum of all time, baby.
Lastly, I have a
cold sleep pod. Always have a failsafe for your failsafe, and if the old god gets loose and ends up destroying the Earth, we can wait it out with everyone squeezing inside (Mrs. Flamingo has never let me down with her magic!) and taking a nice, relaxing nap. We'll need our beauty rest after all of our crazy shenanigans anyways.