Well, you may have noticed the short skit thingy in my sig. This will be the archive for when I change/update the skit in my sig. Make sure you read Part 1, as the one in my sig currently is Part 2. IF YOU WANT TO BE IN IT PM ME! (Most of the time though, you just appear. Oh well.)
Part 1: TeH BeGgInInG
Henry: "Hey Terry. Wassup?"
Terry: "Not much. You notice that eerie building over there with the two sumo wrestlers as guards?"
Henry: "Yes, actually. Why?"
Terry: *hold up his broken hand* "They broke my hand. It hurts."
Henry: "Well, I'm going to have to fix that." *forces Terry's hand back together and you can hear the as the bones magically fix*
Terry: "AAAUUUGHHHHhhhHHHHhhhhHHHH!" *cries at the tremendous pain*
Henry: *realizes his mistake and studies the eight foot long machette strapped to Terry's back* "Uhh...Sorry?"
Terry: "Ow! That hurt!" *sucks on his unbroken finger as if it will stop the pain*
Henry: "Do you want me to go talk to those fat guys?"
Terry: *has a horrified expression on his face and is staring behind Henry*
Henry: "Aw, crap. They're right behind me, aren't they."
Terry: *nods slowly* "Y-Yeah..."
Sumo 1: "Never, ever, call a Sumo Wrestler fat!" *grabs Henry's head and lifts him easily*
Henry: "Don't eat me!"
Sumo 2: "Why would we do that? We're not cannibals."
Sumo 1: "Uhh...I have a confession..."
Sumo 2: "I told you not to eat Billy!"
Billy: *from inside Sumo 1's stomach* "I'm okay! H-Holy crap! There's something moving in here! Ahh! AHHHHH!"
Sumo 1: "Uhh...That would be Bobby. He got eaten about a year ago."
Sumo 2: *sighs* "I can't believe you ate the Twins! They were such good kids."
Sumo 1: "No they weren't! They called me fat and stuff!" *drops Henry and pushes Sumo 2*
Sumo 2: "Good kids!"
Sumo 1: "No, they weren't!"
Sumo 2: *pushes Sumo 1*
Sumo 1: "SU-MO-DUEL!!" *a random white circle appears on the ground as Henry and Terry sneak off*
Sumo 2: "You're going down, fatty!"
Sumo 1: "Oh yeah? Well, I'm Sumo 1!"
Sumo 2: "T-Take that back! I mean it!"
Sumo 1: "Never!"
Sumo 3: Hi. I'm Sumo 3."
Sumo 1 & 2: "Noone cares!" *Sumo 3 slumps off*
Sumo 2: "Pig face!"
Sumo 1: "Big butt!"
Sumo 2: "Fatty!"
Sumo 1: "Uhh...I don't got any more."
Sumo 2: "Me neither. Friends?"
Sumo 1: "Friends."
*several minutes later*
Henry: "Well, that was quite odd."
OddCrazyMe: "Is it my turn yet?"
Terry: "No, OCM. You're in the next part."
OCM: "Oh. Okay."
Henry: "I'm going to go talk to those guys. Maybe they'll let me talk with their boss."
Terry: "I still haven't forgiven you."
Henry: "So?" *walks off*
Terry: *sings the Bored song*
Henry: *comes flying back and lands head first in the street*
Terry: "Ha ha! You got thrown a hundred feet! ROFL!"
Henry: *voice muffled from the road* "Did you just talk in acronyms?"
Terry: "Maybe..."
Henry: "Well, I'm going to go try again. Can I borrow that machette?"
Terry: "Yeah." *hands him the machette and another one spawns on his back*
Henry: *mutters* "I gotta get me one of those..." *walks off*
Part 2: To Be A RoDeNt
Terry: "You said what?!"
Henry: "Uhh...I told them that you were a bunny."
Terry: "Oh, well, as long as you didn't tell them I was a rodent."
Henry: "I never said I didn't say that..."
Terry: "Die!!!" *throws a machette that has an eight foot long blade at Henry*
Henry: "AHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHhhhh!" *ducks and the machette barely misses* "What was that for!"
Terry: "You called me a rodent!"
Henry: "I didn't say rodent! I said...uhh...special bunny! Yeah! That's what I said!"
Terry: "Oh. Okay." *throws another eight foot long machette at Henry*
Henry: "AHHHHhhhhHHHHhhhhHHHHhhhh!" *ducks again* "What was that for?!"
Terry: "'Cuz I felt like it."
Henry: "That's no excuse, rodent!"
Terry: "What did you say?!" *throws another machette*
Henry: "AHHHHhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhh!" *ducks under it again* "I'm sorry! Don't hurt me! Ahh!"
Terry: "Alright then." *throws another machette for no apparent reason*
Henry: "AHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHH-" *gets cut in half by the 4 foot wide blade*
Terry: "Never call me a rodent!!"
FruttiTutti: "Rodent."
Terry: "DIE!!!!!!" *throws a machette at FT*
FT: "AHHHHhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHH!!!" *ducks under the blade*
Terry: "You got lucky!" *throws four more*
FT: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhh!" *dodges all of them somehow* "I'm sorry! Please!"
Terry: "Alright..."
OddCrazyMe: "So, you're a bunny now, right?"
Terry: "Yes, OCM. I'm a bunny."
OCM: "Okay. Just checking, 'cuz your group says 'Bunny'."
Terry: "I know. Thank you for pointing that out."
FT: "Well, a Bunny is better than a rodent."
Terry: "True, very true."
OCM: "Are you okay, Terry? You seem to be...different."
Terry: "In a good way?" *raises eyebrows*
FT: "A good way, definately!" *nudges OCM in the ribs"
Terry: "Okay."
OCM: "Yeah, a good way. A very good way."
Terry: "Alright. Dismissed."
Henry: "Hey! I'm still alive!"
Terry: "Good, because I need you to help me with Project 5."
Henry: "What are you talking about?"
Terry: *whispers* "You know...TC-"
Henry: "Oh! Right!"
Part 3: A lUcKy ApPeArAnCe
Henry: *falls to the ground again* "Ow." *again* "Ow." *again* "Ow." *again* "Terry! Stop letting me fall!"
Terry: "Sorry, Henry. Your won't let you stick."
Bulerias: "Coming through!" *his huge bull form ally rams Henry and sticks him together*
Henry: "OW! !@#$%!"
Bul: "Sorry. Didn't mean to."
Terry: "Don't move, Bul! I'll super glue Henry together."
Bul: "Uhh...Okay?"
Storm: *walks past in full clone military uniform* "Oh, hi, Bul, Terry...and Henry? You okay?"
Henry: *grimaces* "For the moment."
OCM: "Hi guys. What's up?"
All: "Not much, OCM."
Terry: *finishes super gluing Henry together* "Okay, Bul." *pulls Henry off of Bul's horns*
Henry: "OW!"
Storm: "Well, how facinating."
FT: "Jeez Henry. You're a mess..."
Henry: *sarcastically* "O RLY?"
All: "YA RLY!"
Storm: "Come, my Clone minions!" *marches off with millions of clones following him*
Bul: *reverts to human form* "So...Holy crap Terry! You're a cute little fluffy bunny!"
Terry: "Yeah, I know. Isn't it awesome?"
Henry: *stares at Terry* "I knew you like bunnies and all, but..."
OCM: "Oh! Oh! I want to feed him!"
Terry: "You pick me up, and you got a flying Monty Python killer bunny on you."
OCM: "Aww...."
FT: "Cool! Bunny!"
Bul: "Well, sorry bout your chest and waist, Henry."
Henry: "It's quite alright."
Terry: *tries futiley to scratch under hus chin* "Could someone help me out over here?"
Henry: *picks up Terry and scratches under his chin*
Terry: "Oooohh yeah...That's the ticket....Thanks, Henry."
Henry: "You're still not forgiven."
Terry: "For the millionth time! I'm sorry!"
Henry: "Whatever."
OCM: "Why does Henry get to hold you?"
Terry: "Because he's my friend. Live with it."
Bul: "Well, I must be off. There's a rodeo down the street."
Terry: "Oooohhh! Let's go! Can we, please, Henry"
Henry: "Okay..."
Terry: "Yay!!!"
OCM: "To the rodeo!"
Part 4: To TeH rOdEo
Terry: "Are we there yet?"
All: "No."
Terry: "Are we there yet?"
All: "No."
Terry: "Are we there yet?"
Henry: "Yes."
Terry: "Really?"
Henry: "No."
Terry: "Are we there yet?"
All: "No."
Terry: "NOW are we there yet?"
All: "No."
Henry: "We're here!"
Terry: "Really?"
Henry: "Yes. Really."
Terry: "Yay!" *pulls out Henry's credit card* "I'm gonna go get us some snacks."
Henry: "Where did you..." *Terry has already run off*
OddCrazyMe: "You know he's gonna max your credit card on snacks, right?"
Henry: "Yeah. Why?"
OCM: "Just checking."
FruttiTutti: "So...we gonna find seats?"
Henry: "Yeah."
OCM: Let's go up to the top."
Henry: "Are you kidding? It's like fifteen stories to the top."
OCM: "So? It's a big stadium."
Henry: *sigh* "Fine."
FT: "So...I'm gonna go see if Terry needs any help."
Henry: "Alright. Make sure he doesn't buy the snack stand."
FT: "Okay."
OCM: "Hey! There's Bul! He's about to go!"
Henry: "Cool."
*thirty seconds later*
Bull Rider 1: "AHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHhhhhh!!!" *flies out of the stadium to land in the parking lot five hundred yards away*
Terry: "Hey guys." *has an armful of food, and so does FT*
FT: "Did you have to buy one of everything?"
Terry: "I didn't know what everyone wanted."
Henry: *sighs and shakes his head* "Well, I'll take a chili dog and some nachos."
FT: "Here you go." *hands him the chili dog and nachos*
OCM: "I'll have the fried chicken."
Terry: "Okay." *hands him the fried chicken and sets the other stuff down on the seat in front of them*
OCM: "Thanks." *begins eating*
Bull Rider 2: "AHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHH!" *flies and lands next to Bull Rider 1*
Announcer Guy 1: "That's amazing folks! Can anyone tame the mighty Bulerias??!!"
Announcer Guy 2: "I don't know, Bob (AG 1). Bulerias is quite wild!"
AG 1: "I thought you said you wouldn't say my name...Joe!"
AG 2: "What?! How dare you!"
AG 1: "You said my name, so I said yours!"
Bull Rider 3: "AHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHH!" *flies and lands next to BR 2*
AG 2: "Die!!!" *tackles AG 1*
AG 1: "AHHHHhhhhHHHHHhhhhhHHHHH!!!"
Terry: "Wow, I didn't know announcing was so violent. I want that job!"
Henry: "You'd be very good at it, I can tell." *eyes the eight foot long machette on Terry's back*
Part 5: KiLlEr RaBbIt
Henry: "Run away, run away!"
Terry: "What? I'm just a fluffy bunny..."
Henry: "Yeah, and you ripped off Bul's ear!"
Terry: "So?"
FruttiTutti: "So, Bul's gonna kill us now."
Terry: "But it was just an ear..."
Bul: "I use that to hear with."
Henry: "Run away, run away!" *runs off*
OddCrazyMe: "What happened to Henry?"
Terry: "He's running from Bul because I bit off Bul's ear."
OCM: *pulls out a hunting rifle* "Come here, bunny bunny bunny..."
Terry: "AHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhh!!!" *scurries behind Bul*
Bul: "Hiding behind me won't do you much good, Terry."
Terry: "I know. But it's better than cardboard..."
Henry: *runs past Bul* "Run away, run away!!!"
Stormtrooper88888: "Hi guys."
All: "Hi."
Bul: "So, who's going down first?"
Terry: "Not me!" *runs off after Henry*
Bul: "Fine. FT, come here."
FT: "AHHHHHhhhhhHHHHhhhhhHHHHH! He's gonna hit me with his banstick!"
Terry: *runs up behind FT* "No he's not. I stole his banstick again."
Bul: "What?!"
Terry: "Nothing!"
OCM: *aims at Terry*
Terry: "AHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHH!" *runs off*
OCM: "Not again! That dang bunny is fast!"
Henry: *runs past again* "Run away, run away!"
FT: "Henry, you can stop now."
Henry: "Run away, run away!!!"
Terry: *sneaks up behind Bul and bites off his other ear*
Bul: "OWWWW!"
Terry: "Wheeeeeee!" *runs off*
Storm: "You guys are weird." *walks off with his clone army*
FT: "Bul, you're missing your other ear."
Bul: "I know! Where's that bunny?!"
Terry: *pops out of a hole* "I'm here." *goes under and comes out of another hole* "Now I'm here!" *comes out of another hole* "Yay! Now I'm over here!" *another hole* "Wheeee! Isn't this fun, Bul?"
Bul: "Stop...Moving...So quickly!!"
FT: "You'll never catch him."
OCM: *shoves a shotgun down a hole*
Terry: *pops up in the shotgun barrel and voice is muffled by the barrel* "Hey...Why is it so dark in...AHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHhhhh!" *goes back down and comeso ut antoher hole*
OCM: "Dangit! Almost had the little rodent."
Terry: "Rodent?!" *flies and OCM and bites him on the neck*
OCM: "AHHHHhhhhHHHHHhhhhHHHHhhhhhHHHHhhhh! Get it off me, get it off me!"
All except Terry and OCM: *begin laughing at the flying Monty Python killer bunny*
Henry: *runs past* "Run away, run away!"
Part 6: RuN aWaY, rUn AwAy
OCM: *is sitting on top of a building peering through his sniper rifle* "Where's that bunny?"
Terry: "I'm kinda right behind you."
OCM: "Huh?!" *spins around and points his gun at Terry*
Terry: "AHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHhhhhh!!!" *runs off*
FT: "Is it just me or did anyone else notice that box of sushi Terry had?"
OCM: "Sushi?! I gotta get that bunny!!"
Terry: "My sushi! RAWR!" *pops a piece of sushi into his mouth*
OCM: "DIE!!!"
Terry: "AHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhHHHHH!" *runs off, again*
Seth182: "Hi guys."
FT: "Who are you?"
Seth: "Uhh...Should I tell em, Terry?"
Terry: "I guess."
Seth: "I'm Terry's little brother."
OCM: "You're kidding, right?"
Terry: "Nope. He's my little brother. Everyone say hi!"
Henry: "Uhh...Hi."
OCM: "Hi."
FT: "Yo."
Storm: "Hello."
Bul: "Eh? Oh, hi."
Henry: "So...Terry, I thought your 'lil bro's name was K--"
Terry: "Psst!! Noone's supposed to know that."
Henry: "Oh. Okay."
FT: "Hey, OCM, I thought you were gonna try to kill Terry?"
OCM: "Right! I almost forgot!" *aims at Terry*
Terry: "AHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHH!" *runs off*
Seth: "So, who want's Goldfish?" *holds out a bag*
OCM: "The snack that smiles back? Sure, I'll have some." *grabs some and begins munching on them*
Henry: "No thanks. I just had a chili dog and nachos."
FT: "And I had some popcorn so...No thanks."
OCM: "More for me!"
Bul: "So, when do I get to tear off Terry's little bunny ears?"
OCM: "Not until I get a shot in on him."
Storm: "You, clone sniper team Alpha, go help OCM. He could use the help."
CSTA: "Yessir." *they move into position*
OCM: "I don't need help!"
CSTA: "Yes you do. What of rifle is this, anyway? Tell me it's not a ballistics weapon?"
OCM: "So what if it is?"
CSTA: *hands him a laser sniper rifle* "Use this. It's more precise."
OCM: "Uhh...Okay?"
Storm: *marches off with his clone army* "To Geobosio!"
Clone Trooper: "It's Geonosia, sir."
Storm: "Right! Gekolia!"
CT: *sigh*
Bul: "Now to find that bunny!"
Seth: "Bunny? Where?!"
heh I was pming that to Kyle.
