Poems Gone Wrong

[Lokker Gattez]

A person starts a two line poem (or more, but specify, please) and the other half is left to the imagination of the next poster. That finish will lead to a (un)related poem and the game goes onward, until someone gives up and figures that this is getting out of control.

Example:
First Poster: They talk of elixirs that rid men of fear
Second Poster: But in modern days that's usually beer.
Then they have to introduce a new poem.

I'll start:

The gyroids are cool, the fruits are so big,

EDIT: I hate it when the clarity is worse than fog in the Maritime. I've tried to make this clearer.

 

[KaEyes]

If you were to eat them, you'd feel like a pig.

 

[The Sign Painter]

To get rid of your guilt, you'd have to dig

 

[cornymikey]

When youre in a band, you have a gig

 

[The Sign Painter]

The power of your band can be found in your sig

 

[Callie]

You release you have none, then go eat a fig.

 

[Micah]

If you eat like that you'll look like a twig

 

[Callie]

Then they'll hunt you down, and lock you in the brig.

 

[KaEyes]

(ok we need to start a new rhyme ;P )

The Brig you say? That hardly seems fair!

 

[Micah]

It's chilly out. Must be something in the air.

 

[Callie]

What's that I smell? I think it's a bear.

 

[KaEyes]

That bear can eat you, for all I care.

 

[The Sign Painter]

What a rude thing to say! Why do you dare?

 

[KaEyes]

I'm ever so sorry! O pardon me Please!

 

[Chubbunz]

alright i'll forgive you,so i wont tease

 

[Callie]

So let's head to the slopes, I'll grab the skis.

 

[Cottonball]

Shoot shoot, down those slopes, lets stop for some slurps!


Slurps= slurpies Fyi

 

[Callie]

Don't suck them to fast, you might just burp!

 

[Cottonball]

Wait, you will! haha and slurp!

 

[Callie]

You shouldn't slurp, you know it's quite rude.