I almost put air quotations around noble for him.
He states that TEAM AQUA is dedicated to the expansion of the sea, as all of life depends on it.
Right. Because robbing POKéMON and people is the way to expand the sea.
Doesn't all life depend on land area to live on, anyways?
He states that I'm still too young.
Red creeps in at the edges of my vision.
The idiot.
He magically transports away.
CAPT. STERN takes the DEVON GOODS away from me, and walks downstairs to go set out on his seafloor expedition.
There is one TEAM AQUA member left downstairs, but I leave him alone.
I walk outside.
I go to the POKéMON CENTER to heal my POKéMON, and then decide to check my map to see where I should go next.
I decide to head to MAUVILLE, as that is the next uncharted territory I don't need to swim to get to.
I walk onto ROUTE 110, and then walk north some more.
YESSSS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BATTLE ME BECAUSE SHE CAN'T SEE ME HALLELUJAH I DON'T HAVE TO BATTLE AND WASTE MY TIME
I see a SHACK off to the side of the path.
I ignore it and continue on, under CYCLING ROAD.
I wonder when I'm going to get a BIKE, actually.
I find a DIRE HIT near a YOUNGSTER on ROUTE 110.
When walking away from the DIRE HIT encounter...
Whoa.
Whoa there.
That thing.
Over there, is like, cute.
So I catch it and name it Kairi for some odd reason I can't think of, and then it gets sent to SOMEONE's PC. Whatever that is.
I then ran into MAY in the middle of this ROUTE.
Okay.
She goes on to say that her POKéMON are stronger now.
Sure.
So we start a small battle.
AND HOLY COW EVEN AFTER THE MEGA GRIND I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
After a miracle involving only one WATER GUN used on me and some CONFUSION being inflicted on the hELLA BIG FISH.
It tells me that MAY is about to send in a SHROOMISH.
Okay?
What do I send out?
I send out Diamond because he's awesome anyways.
Okay.
What do I use here?
I DON'T KNOW I AM SO UNPREPARED FOR GRASS TYPES
I decide to spam NIGHT SHADE.
Good thing it deals as much damage as the POKéMON's LEVEL.
Otherwise it's probably do a lot less.
"MAY is about to send out COMBUSKEN."
Oh, crap.
I switch out to Luffy. New threats, right?
Cold sweat trickles down my back.
I use the obvious option to use against FIRE-TYPE POKéMON: BUBBLE.
LUFFY IS ALIVE, LUFFY IS ALIVE, PRAISE MEW FOR YOUR PROVISION
And BUBBLE hardly does anything.
I use it again. But not before COMBUSKEN fits in a PECK, which leaves Luffy at 4 HP.
I order Luffy to use QUICK ATTACK the next turn. Another PECK is then used, and Luffy faints.
Oh, no. I'm not going to win this.
I send out KFC. Maybe he will be able to do this.
I use POUND.
It uses EMBER, and KFC faints.
I send Wally back out. She should do good, right?
COMBUSKEN uses EMBER, and Wally faints.
I send out A. No comment here.
It uses DOUBLE KICK. A faints.
bruh? What will you do? Please help me here...
It uses PECK on my bruh. She now has 16 HP left.
I use an ORAN BERRY on Diamond.
My bruh faints due to EMBER.
Okay.
Ooookay.
I tell it to use NIGHT SHADE.
COMBUSKEN uses EMBER first, though.
I cover my eyes, not wanting to see Diamond faint.
But it doesn't.
YESSSSSSSSS
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Note: No savestates were used for this episode.
It just took me a hella long time to make a plan for May, though, as she always murdered me on my way to MAUVILLE. Things went horribly wrong when Diamond was paralyzed, though, so I had to make small adjustments.
So yeah.
END DAY 10.