POOP KINGDOM

[Kildor]

I need a poop-knight of honour!

I can also do dat role.

 

[Cory]

I can be the jester. I have to fulfill my doodies though.

 

[Olive]

I can be the jester. I have to fulfill my doodies though.

I need more before I can decide. I will need PQ's help on this one.

- - - Post Merge - - -

ALSO, FOR POOP KNIGHT APPLICANTS:

Be on the lookout.
You must complete an upcoming quest in order to be considered brave enough.

 

[Cory]

I need more before I can decide. I will need PQ's help on this one.

Well, I'm usually the butt of a lot of jokes so it should be easy.

 

[Kildor]

May I ask what are my doodies as a Poop High Knight of the Pooptagon table?

 

[Olive]

Well, I'm usually the butt of a lot of jokes so it should be easy.

Approved. TY Poop Jester.

 

[debinoresu]

i want to apply to be poop prince bc I am very good with poople

 

[Olive]

May I ask what are my doodies as a Poop High Knight of the Pooptagon table?

You have yet to be approved. You must complete a quest that has not yet been created for this title.

 

[Cory]

You have yet to be approved. You must complete a quest that has not yet been created for this title.

Thank you sir, just call me with the crapphone and I will come promptly in my bowelboat.

 

[Alice]

I am the poop god, almighty watcher and creator of poopolis, and the kingdom of poop! You may call me Pood, The Great Mighty Poo. Bow before me lowly mortals, for I am the be all, end all. The poopha and opoopga. THE MIGHTY BUTT IN THE SKY THAT FORMS THE LAND YOU WALK ON. I am the poop that stinks in the night. The spicy food in your bowels, and the pressure in your bum! POOD RULES ALL.

 

[Kildor]

You have yet to be approved. You must complete a quest that has not yet been created for this title.

Ah, I see. I shall await for this quest then. I shall prove that I am worthy of your poopyness.

 

[SockHead]

How about everyone who wants to be a knight/squire starts off as a grunt and must fulfill quests to raise their ranks?

 

[Olive]

How about everyone who wants to be a knight/squire starts off as a grunt and must fulfill quests to raise their ranks?

Yes, my poopydoopy <3.

This is how army roles will be determined. The poop council must get together to decide quest.

 

[Cory]

Why did Alice make poo smelly?
So deaf people could enjoy them too.

 

[Alice]

Why did Alice make poo smelly?
So deaf people could enjoy them too.

because it is the scent of victory!

 

[Byngo]

What's the opposing kingdoms name?? Since we have to make an army, I'm assuming there's another kingdom.

 

[Olive]

What's the opposing kingdoms name?? Since we have to make an army, I'm assuming there's another kingdom.

Spice Kingdom is the enemy kingdom of Poop Kingdom, as they irritate the bowels.

We are allied with Pee Kingdom.

 

[Cory]

Spice Kingdom is the enemy kingdom of Poop Kingdom, as they irritate the bowels.

We are allied with Pee Kingdom.

Urine for a fun time with pee kingdom.

 

[Olive]

Urine for a fun time with pee kingdom.

I actually laughed out loud. GG. You get extra crackers for supper.

 

[SockHead]

We need more people to enlist! I don't feel safe!