Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[melly]

Loves to water slide in 100 gallons of salty pick juice!

 

[Gnome]

Is fat

 

[Resonate]

^Name is Not Sean

 

[Gnome]

Doesn't fart

 

[Resonate]

^ Is Really Jack Sparrow

 

[melly]

is constapated and hasen't went in 2 weeks

 

[Gnome]

is a perv

 

[Arctic Kyle]

^ has explosive diarrhea

 

[melly]

has a huge tall neck

 

[Resonate]

^ Has property on Pluto

 

[Arctic Kyle]

has a big fat neck

 

[melly]

has a pet named perry the platapus

 

[Resonate]

^Can run a mile in 3.569015273 minutes

 

[melly]

can run on watter

 

[Arctic Kyle]

have an evil puppy named charlie that bites you and makes you bleed

 

[melly]

Has a cute kitten that can't stop meowing(I have one)

 

[Arctic Kyle]

(I described my puppy lol) has third eye

 

[Ben_Of_Twilight]

The person above me has a cat named Henry Kissenger and the cat has fifteen legs.

 

[RamboSonik]

Wants to kill ur mum

 

[Ben_Of_Twilight]

The person above me wants to kill his mom with a baseball bat that has "The cake is a lie." engraved in it, while in a Donald Duck suit, and recyting America's national anthem.