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Everything's so blurry and everyone's so fake
And everybody's empty and everything is so messed up
Pre-occupied without you I cannot live at all
My whole world surrounds you I stumble then I crawl
You could be my someone you could be my scene
You know that I'll protect you from all of the obscene
I wonder what you're doing imagine where you are
There's oceans in between us but that's not very far
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it in my face
This pain you gave to me
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it my face
Everyone is changing there's no one left that's real
To make up your own ending and let me know just how you feel
'Cause I am lost without you I cannot live at all
My whole world surrounds you I stumble then I crawl
You could be my someone you could be my scene
You know that I'll protect you from all of the obscene
I wonder what you're doing imagine where you are
There's oceans in between us but that's not very far
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it in my face
This pain you gave to me
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it my face
Explain again to me
Nobody told me what you thought
Nobody told me what to say
Everyone showed you where to turn
Told you when to runaway
Nobody told you where to hide
Nobody told you what to say
Everyone showed you where to turn
Showed you when to runaway
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it in my face
Explain again to me
Can you take it all away?
Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it my face
Explain again to me
Explain again to me
Explain again to me
I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams, when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension, and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr!
They sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport! And as a way of saying thank you, they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go!
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time - just then the floating, disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!
BLACK IS WHITE UP IS DOWN AND SHORT IS LONG! AND EVERYTHING YOU USED TO THINK WAS SO IMPORTANT DOESNT REALLY MATTER ANYMORE...
Madison is grappling with the fact that not every issue can be settled by committee
MEANWHILE
congress is fighting over where to put the capital
AHSHSHDYSYSHSXYYXJSBA
It isnβt pretty
Jefferson approaches with a dinner invite
Madison responds with Virginian insight
Maybe we can solve one problem with another
And win a victory for the southerners in other words
Ho ho, a quid pro quo
Wouldnβt you like to work a little closer to home?
I suppose I would
Well I propose the Potomac
If youβll provide him his votes
Well weβll see how it goes, letβs go
NO! One else was in the room where it happened...
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die
When you say it's gonna happen "now"
When exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
Iβll build again and I'll send you a letter
Self-addressed so you know
Exactly where to go
Please donβt reply, just arrive
With the future in your eyes I adore
Show me what they're for
Themboification poison your mind and body, I'm asbestos
If you see somebody with dyed hair
Who smells like weed and does not care
And they listen to snare thatβs how you know
That they infected with that
New world order, no more gods, only SOPHIE
Y'all know God is trans, so let's pray to her and stream Trophy
Tonight lets do **** that gets us in cringe comps
Make some new behaviors that straight people will infringe on
I hold my life out in front of me, dreams of who I want to be
I'm seeing every empty page
I find that everything I am is everything I should be
I don't need to run away
I don't need to run away
I don't need to run away
Something's working, heart is turning
Vision's clear, and still I'm learning
That what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am
Is something more than I can plan
Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
And he's swingin' all over town
La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dumb
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's evil doers to fight
Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain
"With great power comes great responsibility"
That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
Again and again and again
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom
Now Norman's a billionare scientist
Who never had time for his son
But then something went screw and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone
And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
But where'd you come up with those tights?
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust
Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequal comes 'round
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dumb
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
And we think that you'll do all right