Sakurachan
Member
Hello, Ladies.
Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped hunting the princess down in another castle, and started using the power of the triforce to locate her and save her from peril, he could smell like me.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're on a horse with the man your man could smell like.
What's in your hand?
Now back at me.
I have it.
It's a hookshot used to swoop in and save you from the clutches of evil
Look again.
The hookshot is now the Master Sword!
Anything is possible when your man is competent and isn't a fat, sweaty plumber.
I'm in Hyrule.
Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped hunting the princess down in another castle, and started using the power of the triforce to locate her and save her from peril, he could smell like me.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're on a horse with the man your man could smell like.
What's in your hand?
Now back at me.
I have it.
It's a hookshot used to swoop in and save you from the clutches of evil
Look again.
The hookshot is now the Master Sword!
Anything is possible when your man is competent and isn't a fat, sweaty plumber.
I'm in Hyrule.