toxapex
I KNOW IT'S A GRANBULL STOP PMING ME ABOUT IT!!!
"Oh, sorry." I say, putting her down on her feet. I catch her as she begins to crumple to the floor, exlaiming, "What the ****?!" I look at her closely and pull back her eyelids to make sure she's not just screwing with me... nope, she's definitely still asleep... what a strange person... I sling her back onto my shoulder and continue rooting through the shelves of the store... slightly unsettled.