I grab the broom and hug it. "I'm in love." I take a bottle of window cleaner. "Sorry broom, I'm a free man, I am allowed to cheat on you with Mr Window Cleaner." I go to grab something else when I notice a spider web, and I fall backwards out the door in a roll, get up and drop everything. "That's it, I can't be in this sort of relationship. We are over cleaning closet... Now where was I... CARMEN!" I start running off to find him again.
I pick up my phone as I arrive at the new HQ. "Yes?"
I burst in the hospital room and find Carmen. "CARMEN!" I jump on top of him on the bed, grab his shoulders and shake him. "CARMEN, CUT THE CRAP, I'M HERE NOW, OPEN YOU'RE EYES!"
After wandering around for a while, I come across the hospital room where Carmen is. I walk in, and see Jean shaking Carmen again. "Jean-sama, stop it, you'll make him worse!"
"CARMEN! IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP (NO SEX FOR YOU) I'M GUNNA HAVE TO FORCE YOU UP!" I pull his eyes apart to open them. "CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!!!!"