[ROLEPLAY] The Tale of Falpepeantaron

[Bloobloop]

Plot:
It's been years since the memes have devastated Planet Earth, and there's no sign of them slowing down. Everywhere outside is now either a deserted wasteland filled with mutated animals or an underground bomb shelter to protect the very few remaining humans left. It's up to five people to wander through the vast, dense, and dangerous jungle of Falpepeantaron and enter the Temple of Memes, where they will findd the golden Pepe statue.

Forms:
Username:
RP Name:
What they look like:
Power (limited to 1 dank one, or two regular ones):
Personality:
Any extra info?

Spoiler: Character Sheets

Spoiler: Bloobloop

Username: Bloobloop
RP Name: Illuminati
What they look like:

Spoiler:

Power (limited to 1 dank one, or two regular ones): summons aLL the FriED ChiCKeN
Personality: <3 them triANGLES
Any extra info?

Spoiler: Lucanosa

Username: Lucanosa
RP Name: Shrek
What they look like:

Spoiler:

Power (limited to 1 dank one, or two regular ones): shrek is love, shrek is life <3
Personality: check urself b4 u shrek urself
Any extra info? i do not support the anti-onion

Spoiler: Sparro

Username: Sparro
RP Name: Right Shark
What they look like:

Spoiler:

Power (limited to 1 dank one, or two regular ones): Ability to try and dance harder than left shark but fail
Personality: tryhard
Any extra info? he will dance harder than them all

Spoiler: melanie martinez

Username:melanie martinez
RP Name: dat boi
What they look like:

Spoiler:

Power (limited to 1 dank one, or two regular ones): best dank meme
Personality: o sh t waddup!!!
Any extra info? sexy unicycle

Spoiler: twentyonepilots

Username: twentyonepilots
RP Name: Kunt Cocaine
What they look like: Name:

Spoiler:

Power (limited to 1 dank one, or two regular ones): the power to summon a bisons penis
Personality: he so kewl, he kil him slef !!11!1
Any extra info? he kil hm ser!!1

Rules:
-Please do not use hurtful language outside of the RP to someone else!
-You cannot kill off someone else's character without their permission!
-If you are saying something OOC, please put it in parentheses like this: (dank maemes are the bbest)
-Because all of our slots have been taken, please do not post in this thread unless you have a character in the RP.

**NOTE:**
Romance between characters is not only allowed, but encouraged! Please, try to get some hot and spicy love triangles going!​

 

[ZetaFunction]

Username: Lucanosa
RP Name: Shrek
What they look like:

Spoiler:

Power (limited to 1 dank one, or two regular ones): shrek is love, shrek is life <3
Personality: check urself b4 u shrek urself
Any extra info? i do not support the anti-onion

 

[brownboy102]

Username: Sparro
RP Name: Right Shark
What they look like:

Power (limited to 1 dank one, or two regular ones): Ability to try and dance harder than left shark but fail
Personality:[/CE tryhard
Any extra info? he will dance harder than them all

 

[milkyi]

Username:melanie martinez
RP Name: dat boi
What they look like:

Power (limited to 1 dank one, or two regular ones): best dank meme
Personality: o sh t waddup!!!
Any extra info? sexy unicycle

 

[Bloobloop]

(STARTING NOW!)
Illuminati walked through the jungle, brushing her long, thick hair behind her ear. The air here was sticky and humid, and the cloth of her backpack hung to her back as she trudged on in the damp soil. Behind her was a few of her close friends, dat boi, Shrek, and Right Shark. She could smell the radiation from the outside area, but she'd already gotten used to it. Her only problem: Seeing triangles everywhere. She tried to control her urge, but it was difficult.
Tree is four letters, one eye and three sides.
Her hand twitched.

 

[ZetaFunction]

Shrek looked around, and took a deep breath. The air was stinky, like rotten onions, and the ground was dank. Dank like a meme. Dank like the meme he was. He looked ahead at the great swamp that lay ahead of him, and felt at home. He marched ahead happily with his friends, with a grin across his face, excited about what dank adventures he would encounter. Before he took many steps, though, he began feeling the strange urge to shrek someone. The urge came quick and strong, and the first person he seen was dat boi. It was going to happen; such is fate.

 

[brownboy102]

Right Shark walked behind Illuminati. He was smiling with glee. Today was the day he could prove to everyone he was better than Left Shark. However, suddenly, he felt an uncontrollable urge to dance, and before he knew it, he was dancing as hard as he could, flailing his arms everywhere. He fell over, too tired to continue, and clenched his fist; he knew it wasn't good enough.

 

[milkyi]

"Shrek pls don't touch me," Dat boi stated, as he started to pedal faster away from Shrek. "I will call cops on you again Shrek!!!" Dat boi exclaimed, then met his pace up with Illuminati's. Dat boi looked over to Illuminati then continued to pedal his unicycle.

 

[Bloobloop]

She looked over at Right Shark, who was flailing on the ground. But she didn't feel bad for her finned friend. All she could see was his triangle shaped fin. Illuminati, illuminati, illuminati, illuminati, illuminati, illuminati, illuminati, illuminati. Without even knowing it, she starting summoning fried chicken by accident. Her hand started to tremble and move toward Right Shark's fin.

 

[ZetaFunction]

Shrek smiled a horrific smile, and chased after dat boi, first fast, and then slowly. He had to control himself. Who he is wasn't who he used to be. He controlled the urge to shrek, and went over to Right Shark, and helped him up.

"Life is hard."

 

[milkyi]

Dat boi started to pedal faster. As he WAS NOT INTERESTED IN SHREK (COUGH COUGH) and did not want this. Dat boi was a tumblr girl, so he was aromantic and did not want romance, unless it was for his one true love illuminati.

 

[Bloobloop]

She snapped out of it as soon as Shrek made contact with Right Shark's fin. She had to stop, or she would become so dank that she would turn into dank matter. As she drew back her hand, she tried to keep a look out for dat boi, who was pedaling away on his unicycle with his gorgeous, muscled, green legs. She felt her face getting hot.

 

[brownboy102]

Right Shark almost blushed, but hid it. He mouthed the words "Thanks" and looked away, at the ground. He wanted it to seem like he was ashamed of his outburst, but it was because Right Shark didn't want to look at Shrek and blush. He looked back at Illuminati, and saw several KFC Chicken drumsticks, and almost found the urge to dance once again.

 

[milkyi]

Dat boi began to pedal in circles, silently screaming along the way. Dat boi was very scared of shrek, since shrek had murdered Dat Boi's whole family. Dat boi began to cry when he remember seeing shrek throw onions at his mom which gave her ebola which made her die.

 

[Bloobloop]

She fanned herself; if Illuminati were to get too hot and riled up, she would start sweating out fried chicken and make triangles into everything. However, if dat boi were to get lost... She shuddered involuntarily and her right eye started to rapidly twitch. She started to run after dat boi, yelling to him.
"Hey, wait up! We don't wanna lose you!"
She saw dat boi up ahead, circling around and looking stoned at fu?k.
God, that's so hot...

 

[ZetaFunction]

Shrek smiled as he helped Right Shark up, and immediately felt the urge to shrek Right Shark. He felt he wasn't going to be able to control him this time. This time, shrekking was imminent. The words began to form on his lips.... "Check urself..."

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

RESERVE

 

[milkyi]

Dat boi stopped pedalling for a moment to look back at Illuminati. "Oh sorry, I just want Shrek to get away from me," Dat boi called out to Illuminati. Dat boi pedalled over to Illuminati, then looked at her.

 

[brownboy102]

Right Shark looked back at Shrek in horror. He might of loved him, but....

Not like this. Not like this!

Right shark found himself running as fast as he could. The urge to dance took over, and he began to do a combination of dancing and running. However, all he did was run in a circle a few times, run into a tree, and fall into a lake.

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

(can i play)