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Ruin Animal Crossing Forever!

Animal Crossing : Dating Simulator

I'd play that ngl. my ac crushes run deep.

how about an animal crossing that doesn't save. like acgc without any memory card. you have to make an entirely new town every time you want to play. an absolute nightmare especially on acnl
 
new details for ac in september direct

animal crossing except you're a corrupted mayor who can only place drilling rigs and ruin the economy
 
Here at Nintendo we strive to be the best. So we're removing the loan function. Also, we're adding bills. Want to meet other players? Well, you need a passport and a driver's license. You have to go to driving school. Think you can just catch rare bugs and fish? Well, now they only appear 1/100000000ths of the time. We are making AC realistic, so we're making it mandatory to eat. If you don't you'll starve and render your cartridge unplayable. Thank you for all these years dealing with our stupidity.

WE CHANGE THE FUTURE.
 
Hi Nentanda here! Now, you have to pat 1,000,000 bells for a house! And if you dont get one, consider your player, a villager! Yup! Now in ac:vt (villager's tourture) you have to be a vilager! Have fun playing and we are also canceling all cool ac's!
 
Oh yes, we are now cancelling online for everyone because all of our fans are kids and it's not like adults play this game. Also, due to a shortage of houses, you live in a tent for a month. Villagers brains have been adjusted to their regular size, so they will now try to eat/and or attack you. Thank you.
 
Nintendo is pleased to announce that we will release DLC packs in the unforeseeable future. There will be 10 packs released from March 2020 through March 2025. These DLC packs will be all about furniture and collectibles that you can't get anywhere else! And if you accidentally sell them, too bad! You lose them for good unless you repurchase that said DLC pack. The director of the Animal Crossing series kindly asks their fans to remain patient and not bombard us with angry social media posts.
 
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