Ruin The Wish!

[TheCrystalClods]

Granted but, all of the stories that you write will suck and the general public will hate you for it :^(

I wish I could have brought Robin (my bird) to Japan with me.

 

[calamitybot]

granted, but he escapes and flies away!

i wish for good luck

 

[TheCrystalClods]

Come back, Robin...WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FLY AWAY!?!

Also, granted, but everytime your luck is applied, you lose 10 years off your life span.

I wish Robin never flew away on the vacation she didn’t actually come to. I wanna see you try and take her away again!

 

[tiffanistarr]

granted robin won't fly away because now she is a pet rock

I wish I had a never ending supply of chips and salsa

 

[TheCrystalClods]

Granted but, the chips are always stale, yuck!

I wsh Robin wasn’t a pet rock >: )

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted. She's now back to being a bird, but she forgot that you ever owned her and thinks she's a wild bird, so she flies off into the wilderness anyway.

I wish for immortality.

 

[calamitybot]

Granted, but the government eventually notices your immortality and you are subjected to eternal imprisonment and scientific testing.

I wish that i could eat at any taco bell for free

 

[Pondo]

Granted, but now it gives you horrible heartburn, even if you take medicine. (Which is does to me, so it’s possible!)

I wish I could stop time.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but you stop along with it.

I wish my tea could cool down faster.

 

[TheCrystalClods]

Granted but, now it is freezing cold and can’t be heated up.

I wish I wasn’t sick.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but this is eventually discovered and you are captured by whatever country you live in. They conduct painful experimentation on you while everyone else believes you are dead.

I wish I could talk to dead people. You could learn so much about history from them.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted, but you'll end up talking with dead people who are deliberately trying to kill you just because they want a friend in the afterlife.

I wish I'd be able to go see Queen in concert.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but the resurrection on Freddie Mercury was slightly botched, so now you get to watch him painfully writhe around on stage while clearly trying but failing to sing.

Man, I can be dark sometimes.

I wish Animal Crossing was real life.

 

[calamitybot]

Granted, but you're not the mayor.

I wish that I could get my high school diploma right now

 

[PugLovex]

Granted, but your high school diploma is crumpled up and ripped

I wish Unicorns were real...

 

[Pondo]

Granted, but they’re so beautiful that they blind anyone who looks at them. Ouchies.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but the next time you breath in water, you turn into a fish. Not a mermaid, just a normal fish. Your mental capacity is reduced to whatever species you happen to turn into.

I wish I could have an ant colony.

 

[calamitybot]

granted. but there's a hole in the container you keep them in and they infest your house!!

i wish that my jacket wasn't so small on me.

 

[Buttonsy]

Wish granted. It's now a lot bigger on you, and there are nice worms living in the extra space, which has been packed with dirt.

I wish I had the worlds largest chocolate milkshake.

 

[Chewy.7204]

Granted but the chocolate is actually chocolax and you spend 5 days in the toilets

I wish that I could morph between a ghost and a human at will