Ruin The Wish!

[Pondo]

Granted, but when you become human again, you’re covered in ghostly goo. Ewww.

I wish i had more money.

 

[calamitybot]

granted. you get married to the person of your dreams and have lots of kids in a big, luxurious house. one day the kids, your spouse, a car, your rings, and all of your money disappears.

i wish i had more pizza

 

[tiffanistarr]

granted but now it's the only thing you'll ever be able to eat for the rest of your life

I wish I had more energy in the mornings

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but your energy levels are so high you explode in a supernova, destroying the entire solar system.

I wish my cat wasn't so skittish.

 

[Pondo]

Granted, now your cat is super clingy.

I wish I could play the piano.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, now your cat is super clingy.

Eh, she's already quite clingy.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Granted, but you eventually grow to despise the piano, believing it is not only the worst instrument, but the worst thing ever created.

I wish I could run longer.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted but the more you run the shorter your legs get

I wish I could harness the mighty power of ground boi

- - - Post Merge - - -

Granted, but you eventually grow to despise the piano, believing it is not only the worst instrument, but the worst thing ever created.

BLASPHEMY

 

[calamitybot]

granted, but ground boi doesnt like you.

i wish that i could have some food! im hungry!

granted but now it's the only thing you'll ever be able to eat for the rest of your life

i see nothing wrong with this. i love pizza

 

[kiwi-strawberry]

granted, but the food is only really nasty stuff, like liver and sauerkraut.

i wish that i could get caught up in school and stop procrastinating ;;

 

[Hanzoisbae]

granted but you will die if you step foot out of school

I wish I could sing and be in musicals

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but your acting is atrocious.

I wish I could make some sort of groundbreaking scientific discovery that changes the world forever.

 

[Hanzoisbae]

Granted but it's a alein virus that kills off any organism if exposed to oxygen

I wish I had a boyfriend

 

[xXSavagekid666Xx]

Your boyfriend steals, lies, and uses too much axe body spray.

I wish I had me a pair of some authentic Gucci flip flops

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

(Please tell me you chose your username out of irony.)
Granted, but they were stolen and you get arrested.

I wish everything was actually affordable.

 

[KatPancake]

There's no way big corporations would let that happen, unfortunately.

I wish I could go anywhere I want without having to worry about something bad happening.

 

[Akira-chan]

granted but there's no more surprises and everything becomes boring and dull.

i wish i lost 20 pounds

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Oh, sorry. I thought you said to GAIN 20 pounds.

I wish life treated me better for being so nice to everyone despite my true feelings.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but it takes 15 days to happen.

I wish I had a Drifloon plush.

 

[tiffanistarr]

Granted but it's stuffed with sharp dirty needles

I wish the things I liked didn't cost so much money

 

[Pondo]

Granted, now they’re worthless.

I wish I had grape juice.