Ruin The Wish!

[StrayBluet]

Granted, but they're extremely clingy and very jealous of one another.

I wish that Skye would move into my town.

 

[maple22]

Granted, but her arrival excites you so much that you drop your 3DS into a bowl of scalding water.
I wish I was better at math.

 

[sleepydreepy]

Granted, but math no longer exists
I wish I could get 9 hours of sleep tonight

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but while you’re sleeping some of the most amazing stuff happens in the world and disappears before you wake up. Never before seen stuff. It’s so secret not even I can tell you what it was.

I wish people were more honest.

 

[maple22]

Granted, but many of your friends begin to say incredibly awful things about you.
I wish I had a golden retriever.

 

[Lucas4080]

Granted but the dog was made of actual gold and is just a statue.

I wish I had early access to Animal crossing switch and could change it to my wishes.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but the game is nothing like what you expected. It’s full of glitches and pretty much impossible to play.

I wish I could be Batman for a day.

 

[moonbyu]

Granted, but after that day, you have all of Batman's rivals hunting you down, thinking you're the real Batman.

I wish that I could have more chicken nuggets ;-;

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then get a stomachache from eating so many chicken nuggets.

I wish for free waffles.

 

[Flare]

Granted but you are not allowed to eat them and you must watch others do so.

I wish I had a yoyo.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I had an infinite amount of TBT.

 

[Zura]

Granted but this forum starts using a new form of currency.

I wish I had something to do

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you now have more than what you can handle to do today.

I wish I owned a restaurant.

 

[StressedJess]

Ugh, posted at the same time :/
Granted, but the foods terrible, and no one goes there.

I wish I had a job

 

[moonbyu]

Wish granted, but everyone there is a jerk and you don't get paid enough.

I wish I could have my pizza ;-;

 

[StressedJess]

Granted, but it’s cold and moldy.

I wish I had more time alone

 

[moonbyu]

Wish granted, but now you are forever alone.

I wish I could get my essay done in time.

 

[StressedJess]

Granted, but it’s terrible & you get an F

I wish I wasn’t so sensitive.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. You can’t feel any emotions anymore.

I wish for a magic trick.

 

[Lucas4080]

Granted but the magic trick is only to make whatever you're holding disappear even if you want to or not.

I wish for my Splatoon games to not disconnect ever again.