Ruin The Wish!

[Buttonsy]

Granted, a law is passed forbidding you from cleaning your house again and it will always be dirty.

I wish I could have a perfect mind- extremely intelligent and always able to make decisions with logic instead of emotion.

 

[Halony]

Granted, but you will be the ulgiest person around.

I wish I could stay in bed longer in the mornings.

 

[rainywave]

Granted but you cannot sleep or move when you are in bed until the morning is over

I wish I had psychic powers

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but now everyone knows what you’re thinking.

I wish for spring to get here sooner.

 

[StrayBluet]

Granted but it's 10 times hotter.

I wish I could control time

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then you become time itself and can’t do anything with your life besides keep time moving for everyone else.

I wish I could go in slow motion everywhere without trying.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted but you are unable to stop it and your time becomes increasingly slow until it basically stops. No, you are not even frozen in a decent pose.

I wish I lived somewhere warmer.

 

[moonbyu]

Wish granted but, it gets too warm and eventually, you melt.

I wish people will be nicer to me.

 

[WillowKid]

Granted, but you are now the meanest person alive

I wish I can see my cousin more

 

[rainywave]

granted, but now your cousin does not want to see you

I wish I could be invisible

 

[Buttonsy]

Granted, but you have zero control over when it happens or for how long.

I wish I could eat all the sugar I want with no negative effects to my health!

 

[StrayBluet]

Granted but only white sugar with nothing else. Mixing the sugar with anything turns it unhealthy again.

I wish Ruby would visit my campsite so I could get her.

 

[Buttonsy]

Granted, but she'll put her home in the most absolutely inconvenient spot possible, and plot re-setting will not stop her.

I wish that I could be a billionaire.

 

[MochiACNL]

Granted, but you can only spend it on Blu Ray dvd copies of the movie Trolls

I wish for Animal Crossing for the Switch to come out this Spring

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but due to rushing they miss a game breaking glitch that causes people's towns to corrupt after 1 year of play.

I wish my cat would calm down.

 

[MochiACNL]

Granted, but it will start talking like Bob Ross.

I wish I could play the piano

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted but you'll never be able to play it well.

I wish that they would start airing reruns of King of the Hill on adult swim again.

 

[mnm]

Granted, but it's only half an episode at a time at 5am.

I wish I had a ferret

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then the ferret escapes its cage and runs away.

I wish there were 72 hours in a day.

 

[MochiACNL]

Granted, but you can't sleep after the 55th hour

I wish all the shelter animals were adopted by nice families