Ruin The Wish!

[tiffanistarr]

Granted but now the room reeks of cleaning chemicals/products

I wish it was 5pm central time

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! It's 5 O' Clock Central Time forever and you are now stuck in traffic as everyone is heading off of work and into the bars! Hurray!

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Psydye]

Granted! But now you can't breathe out of water.

I wish I had physical copies of all my favorite bands' discographies.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted! Music no longer exists!

Last time on Thomas Ball Z!

Cookie dough!
SCOOT WHY?!
Durian?

NEVER AGAIN…

I wish durians would be erased from all existence.

 

[hitomi]

ninja'd whoops

Granted! But now, the whole game they're featured in is erased too.

I wish I could fly...

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but you can only fly 2 millimeters off the ground and for 5 seconds a day.

I wish Isle Delfino was a real place and I could get a plane ticket there for $2.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! But when you arrive the police arrest you on the charges of mass defamation of public property. You are tried, convicted, and then sentenced with community service until all graffiti is removed from the Isle.

I wish I was in Final Fantasy 7.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but you die from an Omnislash to the face.

Granted! But when you arrive, the police arrest you on the charges of mass defamation of public property. You are tried, convicted, and then sentenced with community service until all graffiti is removed from the Isle.

I'm actually okay with this! I always wanted to be in my favorite Mario game. (Just as long as I get to use Fludd.)

I wish that the CPUs didn't ****ING CHEAT GOD DAMMIT I HATE MARIO PARTY

 

[Pondo]

Granted, now they’re all so easy to beat that the game gets boring within 10 minutes.

I wish I could redo today.

 

[CookieCrossing]

granted, but every time you wake up, it's just another redo of today

i wish i was a red-head

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted but your whole head is literally red xDDD

I wish it didn't get so humid in Summer

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish that the CPUs didn't ****ING CHEAT GOD DAMMIT I HATE MARIO PARTY

Sameeeeee lmao

That game is legit tho

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, now water doesn't evaporate. In fact, gasses can no longer exist so there's no atmosphere and we all die.

I wish to visit Venus. It actually might be easier to colonize than Mars.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted. When you finally get there, a meteorite lands on your head after traveling at an insanely fast speed and kills you.

I wish I had an infinite amount of money in my bank account.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! But due to your serious amounts of cash, the IRS taxes you for all of it (don't ask how that's possible, the IRS will always find a way).

I wish I was a Secret Agent.

 

[calamitybot]

Granted, but you're a capitalist spy in the Cold War and end up being imprisoned and executed by the Soviet Union :3

I wish to be a better musician

 

[tiffanistarr]

Granted, but the better you get as a musician the worse you get in every other aspect of life (day to day activities, driving, common sense things, lose the ability to do anything else)


I wish my work phone would stop ringing -_-

 

[Haydenv019]

Granted, but your home phone would be ringing 24/7

I wish for a baloney sandwich.

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Granted, but it's 2 weeks old.

I wish my laptop still worked.

 

[dedenne]

Granted, but whenever you download something a bunch of unstoppable viruses are installed

I wish that I can get my own computer

 

[cornimer]

Granted, but it restarts every time you try to turn it on (looking @you laptop I'm currently using)
I wish I didn't have two tests next week