Ruin The Wish!

[Hanzoisbae]

Granted but you have his saggy nips

I wish for proof of a good afterlife

 

[SoulEaterEvans]

Your wish is granted, and proof is shown to you, but you are now unable to die.

I wish for a brand new hot tub.

 

[Chewy.7204]

Your wish has been Granted, But however it's pipes are broken and it leaks terribly. And for some reason you can't turn off the water...

I wish that my sister is away at long term boarding school in another country.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! But it turns out the boarding school she's been accepted to is a prestigious academy for young up and coming Witches and Wizards in Britain by the name of Hogwarts. When she returns, she is more powerful than you can even imagine and you have to live with that.

I wish I was a superhero.

 

[tiffanistarr]

granted!!! but you're aquaman


I wish people wouldn't be so hateful and mean

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted, but they'll just be incredibly annoying instead.

I wish I could travel back in time, and be at a Queen concert in the 70s!

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted, but the concert ends up being a blow out cause some dork in the audience set off firecrackers and they had to close everything out. (Ik I put a lotta thought into this lmao)

I wish I could go to New Donk City

 

[Ghostkid]

Granted but you go into an alternet new donk city where a nuclear war happened

- - - Post Merge - - -

Woops forgot thw wish...ummm Shiny bulbasuar. Give now.

 

[Flare]

Granted but it causes all your other shinies to disappear.


I wish I could eat Macaroni and Cheese.

 

[kiwi-strawberry]

Granted, but it has to be cheap off-brand mac and cheese.

I wish my acne was gone and my nose wasn't so big,,

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted, but you'll get lots of moles and bigger ears instead.

I wish my Queen phone case would arrive by the end of this week.

 

[Chewy.7204]

Granted but you just have to pay the outrageous fee of 1-2 day shipping. Which happens to be 300 dollars since it is coming from a country on the other side of the globe.

I wish that I could switch between a ghost and a human at will.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but for every second you spend as a ghost, your body gets worsening rigor mortis until you are completely unable to move. This is irreversible.

I wish my IQ increased by 100 points.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted, but along with the knowledge you'll also have a very high ego.

I wish for world peace!

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but everyone has been assimilated into a Borg-like hive mind.

I wish my plants weren't dying.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted, but then you would be.

I wish I was in a rock band.

 

[rynlol]

granted, but it’s you with bunch of actual rocks sitting on stools while you sing terribly.

I wish for more good AC games

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but they only release one every 25 years and their quality is not improved.
That's what you get for being a ninja.

I wish I could talk to Julius Caesar.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! But then you realize you don't speak Latin, a dead language and you end up insulting him. You are then crucified by the Romans and end up singing "Always Look at the Bright Side of Life" with a bunch of other punished.

I wish my Nintendo 3DS could play GBA and GCN games.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but now its processing power is reduced to that of a Gamecube. Even when you play 3ds games.

I wish my cat would stop stabbing me with her claws every time she wants attention.