Ruin The Wish!

[tiffanistarr]

Granted, but the future will be dystopian and our long lives will be spent in a miserable fashion

I wish I had a new car

 

[Pondo]

Granted! But it has this permanent smell, kinda like steak... all the time.

I wish humans could see more colours than currently (or humanly) possible.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but u lose all ur other senses.

i wish i could find all these eggs

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! But all the eggs you find are rotten and stink to high heaven!

I wish Solid Snake was my neighbor in Animal Crossing.

 

[~Unicorn~]

Granted, but so-called snake will eat you and your other villagers and take over as Ruler of Legendary Sandwich's Town

i wish i didn't need to wear glasses

 

[tiffanistarr]

granted, but now you're blind

i wish i didn't have to go into the office tomorrow

 

[Flare]

Granted but you get diarrhea for a week.

I wish I could eat cake rn

 

[Pondo]

Granted, but everything you eat afterward tastes like that cake.

I wish I had more stamina to exercise.

 

[~Unicorn~]

granted, but now you can never stop exercising.

i wish i had a pet cat

 

[tiffanistarr]

Granted, but it mauls your face every morning to try and wake you up

I wish we had severe stormy weather

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! But a tornado comes and sucks you into a magical place of imagination and wonder. Oh, and your house lands on top of a witch and you might have angered an even more powerful witch in the process. Bummer.

I wish I had an US Marine M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you only get a toy version of it.

I wish universal healthcare (aka free healthcare) is illegal in the United States

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted but now healthcare is ridiculously expensive for all

I wish that figuring out what to do in the egg hunt wasn't so confusing

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish I had a real life Eevee as a pet.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted, but it's unable to evolve into any eeveelution.

I wish that I had a Waluigi plushie xDDD

 

[SpookyMemes]

Granted, but every other day he turns into a real person and eats all of your food which makes you lose money because you have to buy more.

I wish I had one billion dollars

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, they're all counterfeit, and you'll be caught.

I wish I can have a chocolate cake that is three feet tall and six feet wide.

Granted, but it's unable to evolve into any eeveelution.

That's okay. I like to keep it as an Eevee rather than anything else.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! But the giant cake lands on you and you die a most chocolatey death.

I wish every day was Friday.

 

[Pondo]

Granted, now society never gets anywhere bc it’s always Friday!

I wish I weren’t afraid of big dogs.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! You're afraid of small yappy dogs instead.

I wish I could be a better chef than Gordon Ramsey.