This just made me curious to where hamsters would go if they're not pets, because as far as I'm aware their natural habitats are pet shops and awkward crawl spaces behind the sofa.
Apparently they're warriors of the desert that travel the lands alone, mercilessly slaughtering other hamsters to protect their precious resources before taking their fallen enemy's bride as their trophy...Presumably as she fawns over their chiselled physique and gore soaked broadsword.
Hamsters are brutal.