Story time with opal!!

[Opal]

Jambette stole all of punchys food and ate it all, which made her get really fat.

 

[MissLily123]

and she exploded. KABLAM-BETTE!

 

[Rasha]

and now poor punchy is hungry, the kitchen is a mess and there's so much cleaning to do

 

[Starman]

So Punchy cried, in fact she cried so much she fell asleep.

 

[MissLily123]

And he never woke up 0.0

 

[Rasha]

But apparently, Punchy is a GUY.....
well, Bob came in and found poor punchy lying on the floor unconscious, he freaked out!

 

[nami26]

bob was crying all night till punchy finally was awake, but something was very different about punchy...

 

[Rasha]

punchy is usually a hungry dude who spends most of his time in front of the fridge in the kitchen (that's why he works as a chef) but this time when he woke up and saw the kitchen he said "what is this? I don't belong here in this filthy place, I want to leave and create my own band. yes I want to be a rockstar"
so he packed his stuff and left poor bob alone in the kitchen, bob's jaw dropped and he remained silent out of shock

 

[MissLily123]

He then created a band named "The Punch of DEATH!!!"

 

[nami26]

the band was very successful and performed all over the world, till one day...

 

[Fenen]

Tortilla wraps became real pricy at the local store, this made punchy cry once again and the band collapsed all together and went out of business, the bands failure meant that the world was infant going to end and only one person could save it, that person was...

 

[Rasha]

Bob decided to seek revenge on punchy's betrayal! how dare he break their long friendship just so he can perform with the cool kids? must. destroy. band

 

[nami26]

bob sent an army of vengeful Pikachu to attack punchy, not knowing that punchy was doing the same...

 

[Rasha]

then the huge war of the pikachu began, it was so intense that both Bob and Punchy decided to just let the pika kill each other while they run for it...
punchy's band members where *******s though, they sneaked away from the start, never to be seen again
Bob and punchy found themselves hiding in the same spot

lol this horrible story makes so much sense XD

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

But it ended soon because Lord Gaben appeared and give us the trailer of Half Life 3.

 

[matt]

Lord Gaben then ran off after showing the trailer in his jeep
Detonating the explosives he planted

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Tortilla wraps became cheap

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

But tortillas were EVIL!

 

[Rasha]

...because they were infested with maggots caused by Vladimir's pee

 

[MissLily123]

eww. But then Vladmir was eaten alive by the maggots infesting his body