Oh boy lET ME TELL YOU
Ok so this is Freyja:
We got her when she was only 3 months old (
click here for super adorable pupper pictures) and she'll be 4 in January. We were told she was half lab and half anatolian shepherd but we think she's also something else like perhaps carolina dingo 'cause she's really small for either breed. She's still really playful (like we can't pass a single dog or person without her wanting to play with them) and she's REALLY sweet and always wants to lick peoples' face. Unfortunately her excitement scares a lot of people away though
Also she really loves kids (even though she's kind of too rough to play with really little ones) and when she wags her tail she wiggles her whole butt so we call her Wigglebutt. If she knows you well enough she'll force herself between your legs and stand there til you reach down and rub her butt lmao.
On the downside her mom died when she and her litter were born so she has really big abandonment issues, she's gotten way better since she was little though. She just doesn't like being alone so she always tries to follow us into where she can't go like the bathroom and sometimes she gets needy and paws at our chairs. Also she gets really jealous and whines or shoves herself at you if god forbid someone's paying more attention to this one:
This is our big girl Kali who's 8, she's really hard to get pictures of and she LITERALLY ALWAYS looks away from cameras/phones but for some reason putting a cup on her head worked.... idk.
She's basically a momma bear and lets Freyja get away with so much ****, but she will let out a little growl if she's bugging her too much so she'll back off. She also has a bit of an abandonment issue since she was part of a divorce and was bounced around between the family who thankfully let us have her and be her permanent home instead. She used to be really bad when we'd go out but I think she realized we'd never leave her now.
Anyways she's much less hyper than Freyja, she'll say hi and sniff you and then be like "ok whatever" but she can turn into a big puppy and still
loves the attention, especially in the form of belly rubs and butt rubs so if you give her either she'll love you. She also loves giving high fives!!
That being said she's also
super protective (hence calling her momma bear), especially of me, my mom, and Freyja. One time a doberman got not only off-leash but off-collar and his owner was chasing him, and eventually he tried to get to us but Kali literally corralled the three of us like sheep and made sure she was
always between us and this doberman as he kept circling around us, all while still being on-leash and with the leash still in my hand. Eventually this dumb dog got distracted by a truck and started chasing it so we hauled ass outta there. She's also been trained to puff out her chest , stand tall, and let out a nasty bark when we say "Who's there?" (which me and my mom may use when walking at night 'cause it's heckin' scary), in other words, "I'm here, I'm huge, and I won't let you anywhere near my owner".
So yeah basically she's my mom and my baby at the same time??? Also she sometimes sleeps like this:
AND THEN I have my fish:
His name is Bubble Ghanouj and I don't have much to say about him other than I'm convinced he's either immortal or a ****ing zombie. He's 2 and on his death bed right now but the thing is: He's been on his death bed for months. He hasn't been able to eat (so I don't know how he hasn't starved to death yet in the first place) and he can't even swim up anymore. Sometimes he turns scarily pale and I think he's dead and then next thing you know his colour's back and he's moving. I don't know man. What the hell, Bubble Ghanouj.
