TBT Cardcast/Cards Against Humanity Deck!

[himeki]

if this is in the wrong place, then feel free to move it!
So, I've decided to make a TBT themed deck, and I'm looking for suggestions for calls and responses! Post here some suggestions!
If you want, your username can be added to the response list, but be warned: it may end up in a stupid sentence involving practically anything!

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

Black Card:
When Apollo Joined TBT, What did he do first?

White Card:
Jake's ****

 

[JellyDitto]

There should be a card about tbt confessions.

 

[-Apples-]

B:

My favorite collectible is the _______ collectible.

W:

Apple2012

 

[LuckyTheDog]

Have some villagers' names on white cards

 

[Alienfish]

There should be a card about tbt confessions.

we're not allowed to discuss that lol.

Played some of that deck yesterday though, good job so far

 

[himeki]

Black Card:
When Apollo Joined TBT, What did he do first?

White Card:
Jake's ****

B:

My favorite collectible is the _______ collectible.

W:

Apple2012

Have some villagers' names on white cards

Taken these in! We need a total of 200 white cards and 50 calls @.@

 

[Dinosaurz]

Black: I love TBT because _______

White: Slammints Donuts

 

[-Apples-]

B:

I got an infraction for ________, which is unfair because of __________.

W (I have two):

Not using the collectible price guide.

Negative Wi-Fi ratings.

 

[Cam1]

B:
I want the ________ collectible because ___________.

W:
Cam,
All of the boards and subboards
different events (Fire Festival, Beach Party, Fair, Halloween, Easter Egg Hunt, etc.)