DarkDesertFox
Your Typical Trickster
While I want to keep my other contest entry a surprise, I don't mind sharing my poetry entry. A little long, but I tried to make it funny and worth a read.
Mayor Pays Big Bucks, Only to Have His Fair Experience Suck
Isabelle, what do you mean I cannot place the public work project there?
I’m just trying to get things set up for the fair.
I created a fund where villagers could donate even a single bell,
Two weeks later it’s still empty and I’m mad as hell.
In the end I had to pay for everything myself,
Selling all of my fanfictions from my special shelf.
At last the festivities are about to begin,
All of the villagers are enjoying the food I paid for with an evil grin.
Crazy Redd is in his stand selling his bootleg toys,
He probably stole them from little girls and boys.
Meanwhile Tom Nook drank one too many,
He ripped one so bad that it could be smelled by plenty.
Quickly Tom Nook placed the blame on me,
Soon everyone glared and I had to flee.
Later on when I was walking around town,
I noticed my flowers were trampled down.
That’s when I thought to myself, “Oh great…”
I had left open my town gate.
I shrugged it off and walked back to the fair alone,
Saying to myself, “Eh, I have the beauty ordinance so the flowers will grow back on their own.”
By the time I got back to the fair,
K.K. Slider was singing while Diva was laying seductively with a stare.
I gagged trying to avert my eyes,
Only to see Tortimer’s butt caught between two pies.
At last the events were coming to a close,
I just wanted to sleep on my ice bed and doze.
Suddenly my game crashed and I had to re-enter,
Resetti was waiting for me saying I should have known better.
That was when I noticed I didn’t save my game,
I would have to endure those awful events once more and take Toom Nook’s fart blame.
Mayor Pays Big Bucks, Only to Have His Fair Experience Suck
Isabelle, what do you mean I cannot place the public work project there?
I’m just trying to get things set up for the fair.
I created a fund where villagers could donate even a single bell,
Two weeks later it’s still empty and I’m mad as hell.
In the end I had to pay for everything myself,
Selling all of my fanfictions from my special shelf.
At last the festivities are about to begin,
All of the villagers are enjoying the food I paid for with an evil grin.
Crazy Redd is in his stand selling his bootleg toys,
He probably stole them from little girls and boys.
Meanwhile Tom Nook drank one too many,
He ripped one so bad that it could be smelled by plenty.
Quickly Tom Nook placed the blame on me,
Soon everyone glared and I had to flee.
Later on when I was walking around town,
I noticed my flowers were trampled down.
That’s when I thought to myself, “Oh great…”
I had left open my town gate.
I shrugged it off and walked back to the fair alone,
Saying to myself, “Eh, I have the beauty ordinance so the flowers will grow back on their own.”
By the time I got back to the fair,
K.K. Slider was singing while Diva was laying seductively with a stare.
I gagged trying to avert my eyes,
Only to see Tortimer’s butt caught between two pies.
At last the events were coming to a close,
I just wanted to sleep on my ice bed and doze.
Suddenly my game crashed and I had to re-enter,
Resetti was waiting for me saying I should have known better.
That was when I noticed I didn’t save my game,
I would have to endure those awful events once more and take Toom Nook’s fart blame.