Mafia TBT Mafia Discord Quotes Thread!

[Chrystina]

Mint: o
entropy: h
Toadsworthy: m
Chrys | Alexi: y
Toadsworthy: g
entropy: o
Chrys | Alexi: d
Toadsworthy: lol
Chrys | Alexi: 10/10
entropy: epic
Toadsworthy: I luv us

 

[Cory]

GravebotBOT - Today at 10:59 PM
What tha just in say bout me did you, you lil biiiatch, biatch, hmm? I’ll know I graduated top of mah class up in tha navy seals have you, of secret raidz on al-quaeda n' i’ve been involved up in a load, over 300 confirmed kills, I n' have. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' i’m tha top sniper up in tha entire us armed forces. Me but just another target yo ass aint a god damn thang ta. You tha up wit precision tha likez of I ama wipe which has never been peeped before on dis earth, mark mah in lyrics. Git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha internet, yo ass be thinkin you can, biatch, hmm? Think again, er n' shiznit fo' realz. As bein traced right now so you betta prepare fo' tha storm, we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha usa n' yo' ip is, maggot. You call yo' game da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang. You’re in dead, kid. Y'all know dat , muthaa! I, anywhere, can be, anytime, bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, I n' can, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, not only is, but access ta tha entire arsenal of tha united hoodz marine corps n' I ama use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent I have, you lil . If only you, known what tha unholy retribution yo' lil “clever” comment was bout ta brang down upon you, could have, have held yo' in tongue, you maybe would. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. Ghon drown up in dat , I ama shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is. You’re in dead, kiddo.

snoop to yoda

 

[Chrystina]

[12:03 AM] S*******: oath
[3:18 AM] entropy: oath
[4:09 AM] Curry | ClamEatsCurry: oath
[6:54 AM] Mint: oath
[7:32 AM] Cory: oath
[7:40 AM] Panda: Oath
[9:57 AM] Trundler: oath
[10:03 AM] Crys: oath
[11:08 AM] oath2order: the **** y'all want
[11:08 AM] Cory: Ur life
[11:13 AM] Mint: Ur love
[11:25 AM] oath2order: Hey hey hey HEYYYY������ Put cha lighter’s up������! Ganja’s in the house �� owwwwww��! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass��! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this��! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes�� or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies �������� I was guh guh guh GAY����! OKKKK��! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles �� that I discovered ��Marijuana��, I mean I like to smoke������, y’all I am just flying as high�� as your receding hairline��! OK! �� Marijuana�� really does help me calm down��, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show ��Weeds��! Now, y’all, it’s very dry��, it’s almost kinda like your vagina��! Can I get an amen����?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger���� because if it ain’t green, HUH�� I’m not interested��! OKCURRRRRRRR����!
[11:35 AM] Trundler: Ur all
[1:41 PM] TrentTom: Ur wallet
[1:42 PM] Cory: Ur soul

 

[Cory]

Mint - Today at 9:32 PM
Totally you know that jacob *****
Well
He a *****

 

[Chrystina]

[9:10 AM] Danties: You need to maintain a healthy relationship with your princess



who knew daniel was such a sweetheart.

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Minties - Today at 9:59 AM
I don't cry
the salt sucked up all the tears in my tear ducts

 

[Chrystina]

[10:39 PM] Minties: daniel you want my cherry
[10:39 PM] Danties: I'm usually used as a collectible mule
[10:39 PM] Chrys ♥: LOL
[10:39 PM] Danties: Nah it's cool
[10:39 PM] Minties: OH GOD
[10:39 PM] Minties: STOP
[10:39 PM] Chrys ♥: LOL
[10:39 PM] Minties: CHRYS
[10:39 PM] Chrys ♥: My mind im sorry.
[10:39 PM] Minties: I AM DYING
[10:39 PM] Minties: lmfao
[10:39 PM] Danties: Oh ****
[10:39 PM] Chrys ♥: Hahahahahaa
[10:39 PM] Minties: HAHAHAHA
[10:39 PM] Danties: Just realized
[10:39 PM] Dolby: What do you guys find funny?
[10:39 PM] Dolby: I don't get it
[10:39 PM] Minties: nothing
[10:39 PM] Chrys ♥: LOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
[10:39 PM] Minties: Nothing dolby
[10:39 PM] Chrys ♥: omg.
[10:40 PM] Danties: Nothing young Dolby
[10:40 PM] S*******: hahahahaahaha
[10:40 PM] Chrys ♥: Okay. wow.
[10:40 PM] Danties: So pure
[10:40 PM] Minties: you're my favourite 15 year old
[10:40 PM] Chrys ♥: So innocent
[10:40 PM] Minties: we love you
[10:40 PM] Dolby: Already worked to death
[10:40 PM] Minties: I wasn't even talking about that );
[10:40 PM] Chrys ♥: i gotta turn something dirty once in a while im sorry

 

[Minties]

jacob - Today at 12:00 PM: meow did u turn down sex for collectibles
Lucanosa - Today at 12:00 PM: omg
literal meaning of 'collectihoe'

entropy - Today at 12:00 PM: yes

 

[Chrystina]

[11:12 PM] entropy: lock me in a room with a pink feather to die

 

[PandaDarling]

[11:12 PM] entropy: lock me in a room with a pink feather to die

omg you and her both, you guys can fight to the death over a pink feather. ha

 

[Damniel]

Danties - Today at 9:35 AM
Blame timezones
I try my best
To keep this ship from sinking
but more and more water gets in ]:
Minties - Today at 9:36 AM
omg
don't give up
Danties - Today at 9:40 AM
I WILL DIE WITH THIS SHIP

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The struggles

 

[Chrystina]

omg you and her both, you guys can't fight to the death over a pink feather. ha

i would've if i didn't have one

Danties - Today at 9:35 AM
Blame timezones
I try my best
To keep this ship from sinking
but more and more water gets in ]:
Minties - Today at 9:36 AM
omg
don't give up
Danties - Today at 9:40 AM
I WILL DIE WITH THIS SHIP

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The struggles

this is ****ing adorable.

 

[toadsworthy]

Toadsworthy - Today at 12:01 AM
so I will catch everyone in at least two weeks! orientation is ten days of waking up early and bonding with my fellow counselors! I have an interview after that in Indiana and back to camp for first session.... Idk when I will be able to log on, but I will miss the camraderie in here and it gives me a great distraction from failing so hard at grad school. All you guys' kind words, fun games, are refreshing in the situation I am in now and if I for some reason dont find my way back here jsut know I loved getting to know you guys and good luck with everything here on out! Dont be a scalper, always draw Tangy, and pray to Toad Jesus! I will hear your prayers.... Have a great summer! and see everyone later!

My goodbye message to all not on when I posted it! see you later everyone!

 

[Cory]

Minties - Today at 11:16 PM
tiger penis soup

 

[tae]

Cory - Today at 3:00 PM
Does jersey have a certain musk

 

[Damniel]

Cory - Today at 3:00 PM
Does jersey have a certain musk

Yes weed and gasoline

 

[Minties]

tae****♡ - Today at 4:49 PM
all i know about aus is that it rains spiders, shinae likes vaginamite and its hot enough to fry an egg frum the sun

 

[tae]

TrentTom - Today at 2:04 AM
strangles Tae
tae****♡ - Today at 2:04 AM
* y e s *

 

[Cory]

Crys - Today at 10:28 PM
I'm the guys I'm into are have blue colored hair, runs really fast, likes chili cheese dogs and collect rings

TrentTom - Today at 10:28 PM
Get out of here Amy Rose

 

[Dolby]

Danties - Today at 8:21 PM
!8ball is Kolechia great
GravebotBOT - Today at 8:21 PM
�� You are doomed ��

 

[tae]

TrentTom - Today at 8:17 PM
"You're not supposed to see me pee here"