the (super mario) WORLD
yesterday was great -- as great as it could be,
for it was the day, where i got to play super mario party!
at last it was my chance to be super competitive,
(ignoring my mario kart game, that was more... interpretative)
to show my good will despite my
former aggression,
i decided to play a character who would surely leave a good impression!
look at me, unarmed, no froggy chair in hand,
yes, it is i! the smallest character in the land!
my character of choice: goomba, a character no one has played,
but my brilliant strategies
(lol) would leave no purple dismayed!
the first turn my dice rolled one, an option so low,
and yet that one move would prove to be most optimal!
strategically staying still with +2s, rng was on my side,
getting allies and rolling what i needed: my, my, what a ride!
with luck as good as mine, there's not much the others could do.
even without hands, i beat them all red, green, and blue!
and thus came the results, and with them bonus stars,
(though i hoped they'd go to vrisnem, bad luck had left him afar)
the game was close, with red team earning the first bonus,
but the second went to me: my high rolls beat out their slowness!
ending the streak of purple bullying, we'd finally come out on top,
i'll keep riding that victory high, my reign will never stop!
(though in all honesty, such good luck has left me scared,
but maybe it was for balance: goomba
is appendicularly impaired.)
i didnt know what i wanted to draw and then this happened