So since
@Mistreil has been raining fire with some
awesome absolutely blasphemous poems against all the other teams, I felt it was time someone returns the favour for the purple team.
For the best reading experience and some context please read Mistreils poem about the green team first. You can find it over
here.
Also as a disclaimer this is just for fun. I have no ill will towards all of you lovely people on the purple team. Keep doing your best over there!
A purple flower abandoned sits next to a green mum,
Oh if only Mistreil had controlled their bum!
Sitting atop our chair a mistake so grave,
A new era of discourse your glutes pave!
Our greenhouse so vibrant and lush,
But not in sight a single purple bush!
Under the foliage little frogs bounce,
This team you simply cannot trounce!
And our vineyards also glistening with green,
Purple grapes are better? Don't even dream!
Squish and squash your fruit I will,
All the way from atop our winning hill!
Now please, off our chair you hop!
Before more grapes I must bop!