Tell a lie

[Seastar]

I had a totally normal dream

 

[Neb]

I’m doing a great job at monitoring my screen time.

 

[Clock]

Math is easy

 

[Seastar]

I'm totally not wasting my life on virtual pet websites

 

[samsquared]

I am NOT super hungry and I don’t wish my boyfriend’s class was over so we could eat

 

[Clock]

Today was not horrible

 

[Seastar]

I totally have important things to do

 

[Clock]

I don't like the AC series

 

[Seastar]

I'm a squid

 

[Clock]

History is boring

 

[Seastar]

I don't like music

 

[Plainbluetees]

I totally didn’t just do a soft trade on another website from someone named Guy from the island of Flavortown

 

[Lightspring]

I’m not procrastinating big time for an essay due tonight

 

[StressedJess]

I despise coffee with my entire being

 

[Seastar]

Everything is fine

 

[Plainbluetees]

The pandemic is almost over, people arent dying, a vaccine had been made and distributed to every single person and it worked, and nobody including me has to deal with stress and anxiety anymore

 

[Seastar]

I can totally sleep right now and nothing is going to keep me awake.

 

[Mad Aly]

(I love how so many of these are just pure sarcasm and dark humor )

I left the stove on.

 

[Seastar]

I feel fine

 

[Mad Aly]

I hate writing.