Tell a lie

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I'm swimming in a kiddie pool outside in freezing temperatures at this moment.

 

[Psydye]

I've decoded the Voynich Manuscript.

 

[SpaceTokki77]

I’m in honolulu Hawaii reading a book on the beach

 

[Clock]

This thread is alive

 

[DinosaurDumpster]

My partner isn't a stuffed animal and is a real living being

 

[Seastar]

I'm wide awake.

 

[Midoriya]

I definitely like to eat watermelons.

 

[Jam86]

i'm allowed to waste money on whatever i want
and i totally i didn't spend £30 on a figure of link...

 

[Seastar]

I have money

 

[xhyloh]

you AREN'T valid

 

[sushicatlikesart]

I'm not 6'1

 

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I'm listening to some hardcore nursery rhymes in the middle of the night and chugging down a nice cup of organic faucet water with 100% nutritious vitamins and minerals.

 

[frogslime]

I've been exercising a lot and I'm very in shape, I'm so proud

 

[Neb]

The commute to my new job is very short. I could walk there in minutes!

 

[dragonpisces69]

Salad Fingers, Llamas In Hats, Super Mario Logan, Pikmin Extinction, Racist Mario and The Pokemon Hoarder are better than anything uploaded by PewDiePie, awesome and totally not scary.

 

[DinosaurDumpster]

I've been really sad and depressed for the past 2 weeks.

 

[Seastar]

I'm totally fiiine.

 

[SmoochsPLH]

i would hug a spider

 

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I ate the Infinity Stones because I thought that they were artificially fruit-flavored candies...

 

[King koopa]

I'm 3'1