Tell a lie

[Seastar]

I am not going to be looking for New Horizons when I leave

 

[StarParty8]

i am not here

 

[spawnpoint]

I am not super far in Mario Odyssey and I did not only start a few days ago

 

[Rosie977]

I love terraforming

 

[StarParty8]

I am not super far in Mario Odyssey and I did not only start a few days ago

i did NOT beat mario odyssey in 2 days

 

[spawnpoint]

i did NOT beat mario odyssey in 2 days

I'm not in Bowser's Kingdom rn

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

I didn’t beat Soul Melter in Kirby Star Allies despite not playing in around 4 months

 

[Clock]

My left ear doesn’t hurt

 

[Seastar]

My left ear can totally hear music right now because these headphones work fine

 

[Lavamaize]

I dislike ACNH

 

[Seastar]

I have totally opened the NH game I didn't just now buy

 

[Kurb]

I do not have a sunburn

 

[Seastar]

I did not break my headphones

 

[frogslime]

I did not eat two plain tortillas instead of an actual meal.

 

[Seastar]

I am not hungry

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

My headphones haven’t gone GLaDOS on me, turning up and down my volume and pulling up an Alexa prompt whenever I move it a millimeter

 

[Seastar]

I am not concerned and confused by that description of your headphones. I didn't laugh at it either.

 

[Clock]

My left ear is not bothering me

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

I’m not worried about thunderstorms coming tonight

 

[Clock]

I don't have allergies