The Clickbait Game

[Shellzilla_515]

AM I GETTING DUMBER?!?!

I injured my hand.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I ALMOST DIED

i sneezed

 

[Shellzilla_515]

I NEARLY POPPED MY EYES OUT

I walked for one block.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I ALMOST COLLAPSED

I need a bag worm in acnl

 

[goro]

ANIMAL CROSSING IS BROKEN

i ran out of ice cubes

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

ALMOST DIED OF THIRST

I literally don’t know

 

[Espurr]

DON'T CALL ELLEN DEGENERES AT 3 AM! | She gave me SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS! [GONE WRONG]

There's a snake in my boot!

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

ALMOST POISONED *WITH PROOF!*

I’m tired

 

[Shellzilla_515]

I HAVE JETLAG

A mouse is wondering in my house.

 

[koopasta]

OMG THE MEXICANS ALMOST KILLED ME

My Taco Bell was too spicy

 

[Espurr]

NEW Taco Bell EXTRA SPICY CHALLENGE?? | IT'S TOO HOT THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME A DRINK CALL THE HOSPITAL

I stubbed my toe.

 

[MapleSilver]

MOVING HOUSES GONE WRONG (ASSAULTED BY KILLER FURNITURE???!!!)

I saw a flower.

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

GOVERNMENT USING PLANTS TO SPY ON US?! SUSPICIOUS FLOWER FOUND

I was listening to true scary stories on YouTube and heard a noise.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

THIS IS TRUE CREEPYPASTA GUYS

I got seasick.

 

[goro]

I ALMOST DIED AWAY FROM HOME!??! CAUGHT EBOLA AT SEA! - STORYTIME

i went shopping

 

[Espurr]

WHAT I FOUND AT WAL-MART WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND SET YOUR SOCKS ON FIRE!

I locked my car door.

 

[princepoke]

ALIENS ARE REAL. IVE GOR PROOF.

lemonade? sour.
my bread? sweet

 

[MapleSilver]

OMG MY EX POISONED MY FOOD (ALMOST DIED)!!!

I pet my cat.

 

[Raayzx]

THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!

I ate a lot of food.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

I GAINED 10 POUNDS

It's cold outside.