QueenCobra
Bret Hart’s callipygian sharpshooter
So I am trying to keep this lighthearted.... When I was about six or seven, I won a Whoopee cushion at an arcade. I would play with constantly, pranking other people in the car, sticking it under my shirt and slamming into it, using it as people walked by our car at the gas station, etc.
One day my grandparents were babysitting and I pranked them with the cushion. (Why was I like this?!) My grandpa accidentally ripped the cushion. It no longer worked, and us kids started crying. My grandma said "boys can be rough", but looking back, it was probably because it was so cheap lol.
Yes-- I shed actual tears over a Whoopee cushion lol.
Any similar stories?
One day my grandparents were babysitting and I pranked them with the cushion. (Why was I like this?!) My grandpa accidentally ripped the cushion. It no longer worked, and us kids started crying. My grandma said "boys can be rough", but looking back, it was probably because it was so cheap lol.
Yes-- I shed actual tears over a Whoopee cushion lol.
Any similar stories?