The Evolving Game!

[Superpenguin]

You explode

Now you're goo.

 

[Jake]

you go to Unova

now you are a Solosis

 

[Superpenguin]

You fall in a trench

You are now a 3 eyed monster.

 

[Hamusuta]

You loose an eye,

You are now a monster

 

[jebug29]

You're a monster.
You get a made in China stamp.
You're now a dragon.

 

[Superpenguin]

You get blasted with a shrink ray
You are now a cup of coffee

 

[Jake]

you get drunk

you now a cup

 

[Ryusaki]

Cup falls on ground

You're now broken material

 

[Hamusuta]

You get sewn together.

You are now Stitches (The villager)

 

[Superpenguin]

A dog bites you.

You are now a dog toy.

 

[Ryusaki]

A child picked 'em up

Now he's a child's teddy bear

 

[Superpenguin]

You get sprinkled with magic dust.

You are now a real bear.

 

[Ryusaki]

Jumps into a pool of white paint

You're now a polar bear

 

[XenoVII]

You go into the woods and got caught in sawdust made by cannibal pixies

Now your a Ginger Bear

You walk to Japan and graduate a Ninja Academy

You are now a lv 0.5 Ginga Ninja Bear (Ginga mah Ninja, sorry something from school)

 

[XenoVII]

You get killed by the mafia

You are reincarnated (again)

You are now a TuRt3Le with a flamethrower (another thing from school)

 

[Cloud]

You get hit by a giant wave
You are now a swimming bear.

 

[Jake]

you get burned

you are now a bear-shank

 

[XenoVII]

You are used to break free from prison and are fused with a pig and you disguise yourself as a hippie

You are now a lv -3,000 Criminal ManBearPig, MMMMMMAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

 

[Jake]

you fall into a pit

you are now a lv -3,000 Criminal ManBearPig, MMMMMMAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!! with a broken back

 

[XenoVII]

You are burned by the mafia because they hate you and you are kicked out of Hell

You are a chair, dear, who is married to a fat guy named Harold, who lost your shoes