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The Evolving Game!

this is gonna be really stupid if we keep turning into stupid things, then dying and getting reincarnated.
 
you get found by a mechanic

you are now a robot
 
you somehow got laser eye surgery and came out of a nuclear furnace alive

you are now a mutated robot with laser vision and heat vision
 
you break out of jail using your powers and get bigger and stuff

you are now Galactus who assumes the name and job of "Robin" to exact your revenge on Batman
 
the swing breaks

you now have a broken foot
 
doctors operate on your foot and mess up (you must have been Dr. Nicked or DR. Zoidberged)

you now have a severe case of.... BABY NOISE (DUN DUN DDDUUUNNN)!!!!!!!!!!!
 
you win the lotto

you are now a homeless millionaire
 
you get robbed, you are now poor living in a mansion
 
you get mugged


you are now homeless and poor
 
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