The funniest thiing you've heard a young child say

[boring]

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[Antonio]

The time is near for our overlord to take over this retched world and devour the souls of non believers. Children are soo innocent and adoreable, right?

 

[butz]

So I have this niece who's mom is very honest with her about the names of body parts, which I am totally on board with, but nothing really prepares a person to hear their 4 year-old niece say "vulva" in casual conversation.

 

[Buttonsy]

Sort of a "I was a funny kid talking to another funny, smaller kid" story, when I was around 6 or 7, I remember I taught a toddler who could barely talk how to say "whole wheat" and it was my proudest accomplishment.

 

[DivaBlueGirl]

I have a 7 year old brother, the stuff he comes up with is priceless but now I can't think of any! Will probably be updating this post

Him: Why can't you eat biscuits?
Me: Those ones have butter in
Him: *Sigh* Just take the butter out!

*Points to the sky*
"Look! A constipation!" (he meant constellation)

 

[piichinu]

what, i think lixx made his niece say "overthrow capitalism" or something

 

[Antonio]

what, i think lixx made his niece say "overthrow capitalism" or something

Your niece is right.

 

[tifachu]

I was walking down the street one day when a little kid was sitting on some steps with their mother. They pointed at me and asked their mom "What is that???" and she said "it's a girl" lol. It was pretty obvious I was a girl too, I had long brown hair tied in twin tails

 

[Midoriya]

My only real friend IRL outside of my university and online is only around 16, but he's pretty mature and smart, so I've really only heard "adults" and people older than me say bogus and funny stuff that definitely isn't true. Cannot recall anything at the moment, but when I do, I'll be sure to add it to this post. Just think it's "funny" how we expect young kids to be truthful all the time, but then some of us as adults are not even truthful. Oh, the irony.