The Hemingway Islands:My Extra Toes

[Nunnafinga]

The lazy boid named after an unpopular pizza topping(no,his name isn't Pineapple) is back in my game.I'm a sucker for those blocky Groucho Marx eyebrows.

I really like Cyd's new candy stripe pajamas.I wonder if he tastes like peppermint?

I've often wondered about our means of travel in New Horizons.Why does it take the same amount of time to get to any destination?How do those fat dodos fit inside that tiny airplane?Why don't we ever see the plane taking off or landing?

Is it proper bench sitting etiquette to face away from the game camera?This might be one of those goofy tendencies lazy villagers have or,maybe they just want to show off their tails.Sasha's tail looks like a fuzzy tennis ball.

 

[Nunnafinga]

Daydreams of a horse:

 

[Nunnafinga]

The age old question if whether a cranky villager prefers spaghetti or good ol' fashioned mac and cheese has finally been answered.It is spaghetti.

Yes,I'd say your personality is barely visible and spooky.Say,is that a ghost umbrella you have there?

Yeah.....kinda......

 

[Nunnafinga]

Some of my best friends are inanimate objects.

 

[Nunnafinga]

A well a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word........

 

[Nunnafinga]

I had a visit from a rare yodeling wolf-eared pig.

 

[Nunnafinga]

Um....I think it smells like an angry frog.

Geez,I'm sorry pal but they didn't put bananas in this version of the game.

Bobbing for lemons.......I don't recommend it.

 

[Nunnafinga]

No,you should stay but your fashion sense is free to go.

Gee.........thanks.......I guess........

Gimme hose reel!I am a hose reel fanatic.

I almost invited this villager to live on my island just because I liked their feet.

 

[Nunnafinga]

What??I gave you that outback hat as a birthday gift and you're gonna trade it away for a common baseball uniform?I think not!Ok....I'll take it back but not for long.........

Two minutes later:

It was a dream......

That's more like it.When I give a gift I expect it to stay gifted!

 

[Nunnafinga]

Welcome to the Island Journals sub-forum.

 

[Nunnafinga]

Was that??Was that??It's The Great Pumpkin!He's here!

Well,The Great Pumpkin isn't the chattiest demon-possessed squash in the world.....and he didn't even bring us any presents or candy.We waited all night for this!??!

Charlie Brown: "C'mon,Linus...lemme kill him a little bit.We can make pie later!"

Linus: "No!Put that thing down Charlie Brown!Maybe we can reason with him.Oh,Great Pumpkin,why do you not speak?Why do you not acknowledge us or give us toys and candy??"

The Great Pumpkin: "Geez,kid...ain't that what Santa Claus is for?Ah,just kiddin'.Look kid,I appreciate all the years that you believed in me when no one else did and all that other mushy stuff.When you wake up tomorrow,there'll be a nice gift waitin' for ya.Okay?"

Linus: "Thank you,Great Pumpkin!I knew you'd come through."

The Great Pumpkin: "Awright,kid.I gotta be goin'.See ya around.Ya know,you guys have really big heads and comin' from me,that's sayin' something."

Linus: "Good grief!What am I going to do with this thing?"