The "How you Died" game

you accidentally ate the glass while drinking., and, well, died.

Duck Hunt
 
knightlordco died walking by the looney bin. Someone broke out and shot them, they died

typing
 
You suddenly forget how to type, so you track down your second grade teacher for not teaching you how to type well, and you kill her. Then your sentenced to the death penalty and you get many poisons injected into you and you die a slow and painful death...

crinkling papers
 
you die when u rent a hotel and has a window with a bed right next to it and turn over fall out the window and die

reading this
 
Your eyes burn for looking at all these horrible ideas

AndyB
 
i'll post a couple of options depending on "COFEEEEEEEe"

Option 1: you drink so much coffee you start seeing things, so you stark walking around wondering where you are, and you start feeling very hot, and that you smell something burning and then you realized you wondered into a volcano, but luckily you somehow survive even from the 3rd degree burns. so while your thinking about how stupid it was to drink so much coffee while in a bed in a hospital when suddenly the kool-aid man comes through the wall saying "OH YEAH!!!!11!1!!!" and killing you

Option 2: Coffeebean! posts so many posts that you die

in my dreams (somehow i die irl from a dream or something)
 
Several birds from above sense danger and immediatly make a bee-line for both you and the termites omnomnoming you all up
 
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