You suddenly forget how to type, so you track down your second grade teacher for not teaching you how to type well, and you kill her. Then your sentenced to the death penalty and you get many poisons injected into you and you die a slow and painful death...
i'll post a couple of options depending on "COFEEEEEEEe"
Option 1: you drink so much coffee you start seeing things, so you stark walking around wondering where you are, and you start feeling very hot, and that you smell something burning and then you realized you wondered into a volcano, but luckily you somehow survive even from the 3rd degree burns. so while your thinking about how stupid it was to drink so much coffee while in a bed in a hospital when suddenly the kool-aid man comes through the wall saying "OH YEAH!!!!11!1!!!" and killing you
Option 2: Coffeebean! posts so many posts that you die
in my dreams (somehow i die irl from a dream or something)