I give his hand a squeeze. "Something that makes him the envy of this port. Also, make it easy to move around in, he has quite an affinity for the sea."
".... Alright. Follow me."
I lead the two to a dressing room.
I glance at the line of outfits, and a navy blue one catches my eye. It's light, without all the unneeded garb, and not too bad looking.
"Is that one okay?" I point.
"Ohhh... huhuh... Alriight..." I get off the bar stool and lead her by the hand, staggering slightly, to the back room of the bar. I ignore the "Employees Only" sign and throw her down on the floor.