"What's taking her so long?" Aphrodite decided to look in the bar. She wasn't there. Where was she? The bartender wasn't there either..
She decided to look around the empty pub and found that there was only one other door in the room - and it said, "Employees Only." They went in there, didn't they? She sighed and pushed open the door. "Hey! Get your paws off, you pervert!" She slapped Teddy and picked up Faye. "That's it - you're going back to the ship." She decided to kick Teddy in the shin for reassurance. She kept Faye's arms behind her back so that she doesn't try to do anything.
"She asked for it!" I yell after her, buckling my belt again while I recover from the attack. "Goddamned c*ck-blocking *****..." I get up and hobble out of the bar. "Back to the ship, huh?" I check to make sure my sword is still on me. "I'll show her to get in my way..." I start in the direction of the ship, almost-tripping every so often.
"Because you can't handle yourself on your own.. that's why." She frowned. "You're really a handful.. you know that?" She finally reached the ship and threw her some clothes. "Wear them. Don't even think of drinking another beer. They're all gone since you downed them all yesterday." She turned away so she wouldn't have to watch her change.
"Well, I care about you because you're a shipmate. We have to look after one another." Aphrodite looked back when she was sure that Faye was finished. "Well.. although Teddy is a shipmate too, did he offer you that first drink?"
I follow them onto the ship and spot that cockblock on the main deck. "Now!" I shakily step toward her and draw my sword. "I'll teach you to take a girl from me!"