The Jade Dagger - A Pirate Adventure [Roleplay]

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I feel the pirates lock my up in the cell and I moan. How did I end up getting myself taken hostage?

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I hear the door creak. "Um...Kyon...?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Sorta... Busy here Yoyo..." I pant, ignoring him.

 

[Jawile]

I mumble in my sleep.

"...An... Arrrr.... Anne..."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"...O-okay..." Am I hearing things...? Oh, whatever....

 

[lucyhartfilia]

I go back to the girls dorm and go to sleep.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(~Timeskip~)

 

[Jawile]

I wake up, rubbing my eyes. I look to my side and see Anne, still asleep. I laugh quietly, and get up.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I snore in my sleep, lying on top of Kuyo who was still tied up naked.

 

[lucyhartfilia]

I wake up and go look for some one to talk to.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Uh... Well this is awkward... He didn't even untie me... I watch him rise and fall along with my chest as I breathe.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I am a terrible morning person, and get grouchy at being forced up, so just crush him more when I sleep.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"K-Kyon..." I mutter, struggling to speak because of him crushing me. "...Wake... up..."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I don't wake up and mumble in my sleep. "No mom, let me sleep in today... Zzzzzz"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Kyon, wake up..." I say a little louder. Oh God, what if someone walks in...?

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I turn my head up to Kuyo, eyes full of evil emotions and hatred. "Let. Me. SLEEP." I put my head back down, crushing him harder.

 

[EpicGamer12]

I woke up from my pirate bed and stepped on the pirate floor and walked over to the pirate door and put my pirate hand on the pirate doorknob and pulled the pirate door pirate open. I pirately walked through the pirate door and walked up the pirate steps to the pirate deck where I saw some pirates. I walked to the pirate wheel where I took the pirate handle and then let go again because I remembered in the pirate life I had just entered it had been my pirate demise. How did I get here? Why do I keep reincarnating as a pirate? My pirate mind will never pirate know. I looked down and checked out my pirate clothes. I had a pirate potato sack and some pirate tights on and I had bare pirate feet with some black pirate hairs. My pirate schlong was hanging a little bit to the pirate left. I took off my pirate hat and realized that I was not on any pirate ship. I was on the Jade Dagger, a pirate ship with a pirate adventure. I went to the pirate plank and walked to the pirate end of it over the pirate water. I was about to pirate jump when I saw a pirating pirate ship coming to pirate our pirate ship. Holy pirating, pirate Batman! *to be continued*

 

[Jawile]

I woke up from my pirate bed and stepped on the pirate floor and walked over to the pirate door and put my pirate hand on the pirate doorknob and pulled the pirate door pirate open. I pirately walked through the pirate door and walked up the pirate steps to the pirate deck where I saw some pirates. I walked to the pirate wheel where I took the pirate handle and then let go again because I remembered in the pirate life I had just entered it had been my pirate demise. How did I get here? Why do I keep reincarnating as a pirate? My pirate mind will never pirate know. I looked down and checked out my pirate clothes. I had a pirate potato sack and some pirate tights on and I had bare pirate feet with some black pirate hairs. My pirate schlong was hanging a little bit to the pirate left. I took off my pirate hat and realized that I was not on any pirate ship. I was on the Jade Dagger, a pirate ship with a pirate adventure. I went to the pirate plank and walked to the pirate end of it over the pirate water. I was about to pirate jump when I saw a pirating pirate ship coming to pirate our pirate ship. Holy pirating, pirate Batman! *to be continued*

pls dont

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I woke up from my pirate bed and stepped on the pirate floor and walked over to the pirate door and put my pirate hand on the pirate doorknob and pulled the pirate door pirate open. I pirately walked through the pirate door and walked up the pirate steps to the pirate deck where I saw some pirates. I walked to the pirate wheel where I took the pirate handle and then let go again because I remembered in the pirate life I had just entered it had been my pirate demise. How did I get here? Why do I keep reincarnating as a pirate? My pirate mind will never pirate know. I looked down and checked out my pirate clothes. I had a pirate potato sack and some pirate tights on and I had bare pirate feet with some black pirate hairs. My pirate schlong was hanging a little bit to the pirate left. I took off my pirate hat and realized that I was not on any pirate ship. I was on the Jade Dagger, a pirate ship with a pirate adventure. I went to the pirate plank and walked to the pirate end of it over the pirate water. I was about to pirate jump when I saw a pirating pirate ship coming to pirate our pirate ship. Holy pirating, pirate Batman! *to be continued*

(Wat)

 

[Naiad]

I woke up from my pirate bed and stepped on the pirate floor and walked over to the pirate door and put my pirate hand on the pirate doorknob and pulled the pirate door pirate open. I pirately walked through the pirate door and walked up the pirate steps to the pirate deck where I saw some pirates. I walked to the pirate wheel where I took the pirate handle and then let go again because I remembered in the pirate life I had just entered it had been my pirate demise. How did I get here? Why do I keep reincarnating as a pirate? My pirate mind will never pirate know. I looked down and checked out my pirate clothes. I had a pirate potato sack and some pirate tights on and I had bare pirate feet with some black pirate hairs. My pirate schlong was hanging a little bit to the pirate left. I took off my pirate hat and realized that I was not on any pirate ship. I was on the Jade Dagger, a pirate ship with a pirate adventure. I went to the pirate plank and walked to the pirate end of it over the pirate water. I was about to pirate jump when I saw a pirating pirate ship coming to pirate our pirate ship. Holy pirating, pirate Batman! *to be continued*

ilu senpai notice me pls