The Jade Dagger - A Pirate Adventure [Roleplay]

[nard]

I woke up from my pirate bed and stepped on the pirate floor and walked over to the pirate door and put my pirate hand on the pirate doorknob and pulled the pirate door pirate open. I pirately walked through the pirate door and walked up the pirate steps to the pirate deck where I saw some pirates. I walked to the pirate wheel where I took the pirate handle and then let go again because I remembered in the pirate life I had just entered it had been my pirate demise. How did I get here? Why do I keep reincarnating as a pirate? My pirate mind will never pirate know. I looked down and checked out my pirate clothes. I had a pirate potato sack and some pirate tights on and I had bare pirate feet with some black pirate hairs. My pirate schlong was hanging a little bit to the pirate left. I took off my pirate hat and realized that I was not on any pirate ship. I was on the Jade Dagger, a pirate ship with a pirate adventure. I went to the pirate plank and walked to the pirate end of it over the pirate water. I was about to pirate jump when I saw a pirating pirate ship coming to pirate our pirate ship. Holy pirating, pirate Batman! *to be continued*

( Please erase this post. All of us, roleplay, would appreciate it.

Plus it's inappropriate.

We hate people like you, who come just to troll a roleplay. You could've trolled anything else to, but you pick this.

Leave now. If you'd like to join, ask Beary. If not, bye and have a nice day. )

 

[FireNinja1]

I woke up from my pirate bed and stepped on the pirate floor and walked over to the pirate door and put my pirate hand on the pirate doorknob and pulled the pirate door pirate open. I pirately walked through the pirate door and walked up the pirate steps to the pirate deck where I saw some pirates. I walked to the pirate wheel where I took the pirate handle and then let go again because I remembered in the pirate life I had just entered it had been my pirate demise. How did I get here? Why do I keep reincarnating as a pirate? My pirate mind will never pirate know. I looked down and checked out my pirate clothes. I had a pirate potato sack and some pirate tights on and I had bare pirate feet with some black pirate hairs. My pirate schlong was hanging a little bit to the pirate left. I took off my pirate hat and realized that I was not on any pirate ship. I was on the Jade Dagger, a pirate ship with a pirate adventure. I went to the pirate plank and walked to the pirate end of it over the pirate water. I was about to pirate jump when I saw a pirating pirate ship coming to pirate our pirate ship. Holy pirating, pirate Batman! *to be continued*

Good one.

 

[EpicGamer12]

( Please erase this post. All of us, roleplay, would appreciate it.

Plus it's inappropriate.

We hate people like you, who come just to troll a roleplay. You could've trolled anything else to, but you pick this.

Leave now. If you'd like to join, ask Beary. If not, bye and have a nice day. )

(I did ask Beary awhile back and she said I could join. That was my pirate intro post)

 

[Jawile]

(I did ask Beary awhile back and she said I could join. That was my pirate intro post)

(well what's your character named?)

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Urgh, he's too heavy.... Giving up on trying to wake him, I instead try to wriggle my hands free of the shirt tying me to the bed.

 

[FireNinja1]

(I did ask Beary awhile back and she said I could join. That was my pirate intro post)

(Oh really well then hey, welcome to our ship!)

 

[EpicGamer12]

(well what's your character named?)

(he doesn't know yet. if you read it you would have known he just reincarnated into another pirate life which is a consistent theme)

 

[KarlaKGB]

SURPRISE, it is not a pirating ship come to pirate your pirate ship. It is a ship from the greatest pirate of all United States of America come to end your pirating days, submit or be destroyed.

 

[EpicGamer12]

SURPRISE, it is not a pirating ship come to pirate your pirate ship. It is a ship from the greatest pirate of all United States of America come to end your pirating days, submit or be destroyed.

(omg pls don't troll our rp)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(Seriously guys?)

"Zzzzzzz."

 

[KarlaKGB]

(omg pls don't troll our rp)

(sry not trying to troll i just dun like being bad pirates)

 

[lucyhartfilia]

I walk around and don't find any one so I sit down and read.

 

[FireNinja1]

(sry not trying to troll i just dun like being bad pirates)

(rude! get off of our ship!)

 

[nard]

( Can't you people realize this isn't civil?

Yeah, I understand you get a laugh, but what about the other end of the stick? Hm? )

 

[FireNinja1]

( Can't you people realize this isn't civil?

Yeah, I understand you get a laugh, but what about the other end of the stick? Hm? )

(Psst. The other end of this stick in reality is laughing half to death.)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(Just ignore it)

I sigh angrily. I bet no one even notices I am gone...

- - - Post Merge - - -

(Psst. The other end of this stick in reality is laughing half to death.)

(I'm not)

 

[FireNinja1]

(Just ignore it)

I sigh angrily. I bet no one even notices I am gone...

- - - Post Merge - - -



(I'm not)

(don't be so narrowminded some of us are)

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Urgh, this isn't working... "...Kyon, wake up..."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(don't be so narrowminded some of us are)

(Fn1, you are just making to worse)

"I will murder your ****ing family if you don't just let me sleep." I groan.

 

[nard]

I wake up, rubbing my eyes. I look to my side and see Anne, still asleep. I laugh quietly, and get up.

I feel the heat disappear.


...Huh?


I wake up and roll over. "Ahmes...?"